Friday, 1 July 2016

The Getaway - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Apologies for the lack of a post last week but I was enjoying the lovely scenery in Whitby. There'll be two posts this week, one of which (hopefully) written by Sarah Taylor like the Burning Bridges review.
For now though, it's me and the boys from California!


I'm not really certain how to start this review so I might as well just come out and say it.
I loved this album.
I didn't think I would enjoy it as much as I did and still do but I really, really liked the majority of The Getaway. It sounded like a good Red Hot Chili Peppers album, although not a great one. If anything, it sounded like the band listened to their own greatest hits compilation (or chunks of Stadium Arcadium) to prepare for writing this one. Fortunately, the album opener/title track "The Getaway" is a perfect reflection of this with all the band's hallmarks from Anthony Kiedis' soft vocals to Flea's prominent bass. It sets up the rest of the album's tone and reminds fans who were disappointed with I'm With You that these guys were masters of their craft.
That's only the first of the tracks musically inspired by the band's back catalogue either. There's also the groovy Funk number "We Turn Red", the delicate guitar driven "The Longest Wave" and instantly catchy/personal album highlight "Goodbye Angels" that contains echoes of "Can't Stop" and "Snow [[Hey Oh]]". The first third of this album is exactly what I want from the Red Hot Chili Peppers; a healthy mix of softer songs with exceptionally crafted lyrics, held together with soulful melodies and the occasional burst of concentrated Rock.
The next third takes a little bit of a dip as the band sway more towards the Pop genre shortly before lurching back to the heavier region of Funk Rock. These aren't bad songs but compared to the earlier tracks, they're not exactly noteworthy entries in the band's career. However, it's interesting to hear songs where the band have clearly taken inspiration from a variety of modern influences, presumably thanks to new producer Danger Mouse. "Feasting On The Flowers" could almost be a Black Keys or song and "Go Robot" is easily single/music video material with its Disco rhythm and use of Gothic synth.

The final portion of the album also contains tracks clearly inspired by other bands but these appear to be straying into areas not immediately associative with RHCP. If anything, the last two tracks cross into Art Rock territory as "The Hunter" uses the piano rhythm and restrained drumming of a Supertramp or Moody Blues song, whereas "Dreams Of A Samurai" brings the album to a Psychedelic, semi-Progressive close (unintentionally borrowing heavily from "Decision/Indecision" - Atomic Rooster in the intro). Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. It was a little weird but my kind of weird; the kind of experimental that works in small doses and doesn't loiter around the entire album.
Before I summarise with closing thoughts, I should mention that Josh Klinghoffer has stepped his game up having replaced John Frusciante as guitarist five years ago. His fretwork is more in tune with the band's sound now and I reckon you could play some tracks from this album to someone who wasn't aware of the band's members without them noticing any line-up change at all, the true mark of a great replacement in an established band such as this. As for the rest of the band, they're still going strong. Anthony's vocals are still pitch perfect, Flea's bass is still one of the band's defining features (even if it does get a little self indulgent now & then) and Chad's drumming is still flawlessly tailor made for each track.
To me, this album felt like a roller coaster in reverse. Instead of starting off slow, having an exciting middle and ending on a low note, it was more like an apathy sandwich with surprisingly tasty bread. However, unlike previous RHCP albums released long after their signature hit, I feel like The Getaway lacks the same number of amazing singles and B-sides as some of their previous efforts. By The Way produced at least three instantly recognisable hits that have become staples in the band's live setlist, not to mention a selection of awesome filler tracks such as "This Is The Place" and "Midnight" and that was released about 10 years after Blood Sugar Sex Magik. Meanwhile, I feel like maybe two tracks from this album could become fan favourites depending on how well the band play them live.

I rate this album 8/10 for being a thoroughly enjoyable listen more than once and proving that the band are capable of adapting without losing their touch. Much like Megadeth's Dystopia, this is the band coming back from the brink of a fairly unpopular last album with style and substance and I would definitely recommend this to fans of Alternative Rock both old and new. In fact, if you like some Red Hot Chili Peppers songs but aren't sure if you're a fan of them or not, give this album a listen start to finish and by the end, you'll know.

COMING SOON: Seal The Deal & Let's Boogie - Volbeat review.

Thursday, 16 June 2016

Shout Out: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Soundtrack

I hope you liked my write-up of the Uncharted 4 soundtrack as I've only gone and written a less in-depth version of that about a different game!


First of all, I should apologise for the lack of detail in this post surrounding each track. I admit that I haven't finished this game yet but I have listened to the free soundtrack that came with it and I feel like I've heard most of these songs in-game anyway. Sadly, some tunes I've enjoyed hearing in the game aren't available on this soundtrack but I'm sure there's a deluxe edition I can look for somewhere. Anyway, if you haven't played it yet, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is an RPG set in Medieval times in a world of monsters and monster slayers, known as Witchers. The game is mostly travelling, completing quests, fighting groups of bandits/monsters and playing an addictive card game known as Gwent.
Unlike Uncharted 4, which had just the one composer, this soundtrack has three: Marcin Przybylowicz, Mikolai Stroinski and Percival Schuttenbach. Also unlike Uncharted 4, a game hat blended two disctinct sounds of pirate themed music with a typical action/adventure score, the soundtrack for this game is well and truly Medieval. No electric instruments, no contemporary orchestras, just an epic and occasionally whimsical score that fits the gameplay perfectly. There's a healthy mix of dramatic and dynamic battle anthems ("Silver For Monsters...", "The Eyes Of The Wolf") and upbeat jovial tunes or soft atmospheric ones ("Cloak And Dagger", "King Bran's Final Voyage"), both standing out as highlights of The Witcher 3 as you enjoy the gaming experience.
Even some of the lighter tracks that aren't meant to be heard as you decapitate waves of Drowners and Ghouls have a sinister undertone to them ("The Nightingale", "The Vagabond"), perfectly matching the dark tone of the game. There isn't a single dull or repetitive note in this collection of music and all in all, it's an excellent soundtrack that belongs in this excellent game. Even if you haven't played The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, I'd recommend giving some of the highlighted tracks below a listen as it's a cracking selection of music if you're into your "olde" soundtrack. Maybe tracks 1, 16, 26 and 30 for a short and healthy variety?


1. The Trail
2. Geralt Of Rivia
3. Eredin, King Of The Hunt
4. Wake Up, Ciri
5. Aen Seidhe
6. Commanding The Fury
7. Emhyr Var Emreis
8. Spikeroog
9. King Bran's Final Voyage
10. Silver For Monsters...
11. Whispers Of Novigrad
12. The Nightingale
13. City Of Intrigues
14. Hunter's Path
15. Widow-Maker
16. Kaer Morhen
17. The Eyes Of The Wolf
18. Witch Hunters
19. ...Steel For Humans
20. Fate Calls
21. The Vagabond
22. Cloak And Dagger
23. Forged In Fire
24. Yes, I Do...
25. Welcome, Imlerith
26. Drink Up, There's More!
27. After The Storm
28. Blood On The Cobblestones
29. Farewell, Old Friend
30. The Song Of The Sword-Dancer
31. The Hunt Is Coming
ALBUM RATING - 9/10

Next week, I'll be in Whitby for six of the seven days so I apologise if I don't get a chance to post the next review. However, I have it planned so it's just a matter of finding time to write and publish it.

Saturday, 11 June 2016

The Riffs And Raffs Scale of Greatness

No album review this week due to personal commitments but next week (or the week after) I aim to tackle the latest Volbeat album.

This week, I've decided to add something that I'm calling the Riffs And Raffs Scale of Greatness, if you hadn't already guessed from the post title. This is basically my version of the Planet Rock Rate Of Exchange that Al Murray used to do during his Sunday radio segment where he would tell you how much each Rock band is "worth" compared to each other.
There are a couple of reasons for me doing my own version of this. Firstly, his exchange rate was governed partially by hundreds of people sending in their beliefs that some bands were worth more than others; for example, Al would say it would be 5 of Muse to 1 Queen but someone might argue that 3 or 4 is more realistic, which he may or may not agree with. My scale will be determined by albums I have and haven't discussed on this blog, although every Rock/Metal band that gets a dedicated mention on here earns a spot on the scale.
The second reason is for me to keep track of my personal ratings for bands and share them with you. I intend to change ratings and add musicians to this scale over time so you'll always have something to look out for on here. Maybe in the future, I'll consider creating smaller scales for each decade to make the overall rating for bands on this scale more reliable. I'm also welcoming feedback on ratings that readers aren't too happy with but I doubt I'll get a fraction of the same response Al Murray did.

So, here's the Riffs And Raffs Scale Of Greatness (with the key moved to the top to make reference easier):


Seen live
Reviewed on blog
Not mentioned on blog
Mentioned on blog
Listened to 0 albums
Listened to 1 album
Listened to 2 albums
Listened to 3 albums
Listened to 4 albums
Listened to 5 albums
Listened to 6 albums
Listened to 7 albums
Listened to 8+ albums

ADDED (26/05/18):
Miracle Of Sound


MOVED (31/12/17)
Inglorious (2 to 3)

10
Iron Maiden (Bruce)
Queen
9
Saxon
Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Beatles
Iron Maiden (Paul)
Van Halen
8
Metallica
Slash
Blue Oyster Cult
Megadeth
Deep Purple
Led Zeppelin
7
AC/DC (Bon Scott)
Rush
Rainbow (Bonnet)
AC/DC (Brian Johnson)
The Cult
Boston
Bachman Turner Overdrive

Creedence Clearwater Revival
Wolfmother
Tenacious D
Black Sabbath (Dio)
The Traveling Wilburys
Def Leppard
The Sword
(Jeff Lynne's) ELO
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Styx
Thin Lizzy
6
The Kinks
The Hollies
Airbourne
The Answer
Judas Priest
Cheap Trick
Rainbow (Dio)
Black Sabbath (Ozzy)
Motorhead
Motley Crue
Anthrax
Sweet
Bad Company
The Who
The Allman Brothers Band
Winger

Genesis (Phil Collins)
Diamond Head
Jethro Tull
Molly Hatchet
W.A.S.P.
Extreme
The Offspring
Kansas
Yes
Jefferson Airplane
The Doobie Brothers
Eagles
The Cure
Rainbow (Turner)
R.E.M.
Maximo Park
Miracle Of Sound
10cc
Avenged Sevenfold
Dream Theater
Fleetwood Mac
UFO
Iced Earth
Supertramp
5
Ozzy Osbourne
Dio
Whitesnake
Uriah Heep
Foo Fighters
Pearl Jam
Queensryche
Triumph
Bon Jovi
Scorpions
The Darkness
Soundgarden
Disturbed
Black Star Riders
Steve Miller Band
David Bowie
Slade
The Doors

Eric Johnson
Joe Satriani
Shinedown
Steve Vai
T. Rex
Halestorm
Weezer
Blind Faith
Journey
Muse
Ted Nugent
Aerosmith
Billy Squier
Queens Of The Stone Age
Alice Cooper
Black Tide
Aldo Nova
Budgie
KISS
Mott The Hoople
Foreigner
Tesla
Heart
U2
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Blackfoot
Skid Row
Samson
Yardbirds
The Monkees
Warrant
April Wine
Billy Talent
Iron Maiden (Blaze)
The Jam
4
The Rolling Stones
Tom Petty
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Status Quo
Toto
Spinal Tap
Rob Zombie
Montrose
The Cars
Living Colour
Black Stone Cherry
The Sisters Of Mercy
Testament
Helloween
Sum 41
Primal Fear
Foghat
The Stone Roses
ZZ Top
Oasis
Billy Idol
Nirvana
Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
The Guess Who
Twisted Sister
Night Ranger
The Animals
AFI
White Zombie
The Protomen
Damn Yankees
Rage Against The Machine
Free
Neil Diamond
Incubus
Pat Benatar
Greta Van Fleet
Blondie
Social Distortion
Eagles Of Death Metal
The Outlaws
Steppenwolf
Razzmattazz
Slayer
Michael Jackson
Neil Young (with Crazy Horse)
Kaiser Chiefs
Volbeat
Mr. Big
Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Audioslave
Leslie West
Alter Bridge
Wings
Johnny Cash
Bob Dylan
Mountain
J.J. Cale
Radiohead
Slipknot
Joe Walsh
Gary Moore
DragonForce
Thunder
Black Country Communion
Jorn
The Romantics
Joe Bonamassa
Paramore
The Black Keys
Poison
3
Guns N' Roses
Dream Troll
Pantera
Danzig
John Mellencamp
Eric Clapton
The White Stripes
Elton John
Red Dragon Cartel
Rod Stewart
Mountain
Pink Floyd
Black Label Society
Von Hertzen Brothers
Ram Jam
The Black Crowes
The Knack
Turisas
Meat Loaf
Chris Cornell
The Hives
Gun
Ghost
Magnum
The Temperance Movement
The Treatment
Rival Sons
Smash Mouth
Faith No More
Eddie Cochran
Arctic Monkeys
FM
Quiet Riot
Ramones
Survivor
Tommy Tutone
Mason Williams
Kenny Wayne Shepherd
Green Day
Stevie Ray Vaughan (And Double Trouble)
Alice In Chains
Steel Panther
Inglorious
Trust
Jefferson Starship
King King
Ugly Kid Joe
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Bruce Hornsby & The Range
Jane's Addiction
Joan Jett And The Blackhearts
Oh, Hush
2
Prince
Royal Blood
Skull Fist
Toseland
Godsmack
The Vintage Caravan
Electric River
Johnny Blazes And The Pretty Boys
Orianthi
Spirit
Norman Greenbaum
John Lennon
George Harrison
Bill Withers
Peter Frampton
Iggy Pop
Shocking Blue
Stone Temple Pilots
Depeche Mode

Tyler Bryant & The Shakedown
Tommy Bolin
Jet
The Presidents Of The United States Of America
The Pretty Reckless
Archie Bronson Outfit
H.E.A.T.
Killing Joke
Rise Against
Patrick Stump
Fall Out Boy
Gary Glitter
Nine Inch Nails
Giant
The Bad Flowers
Wayward Sons
1
Nickelback
Babymetal
Lamb Of God
Richie Sambora
Gov't Mule
Alien Ant Farm
Robin Trower
Mad Season
Temple Of The Dog
California Breed
Linkin Park
Sex Pistols
My Chemical Romance
Rammstein
The Nerves
Sophie B. Hawkins
Bruce Springsteen
Kid Rock
Creed
Andrew W.K.
Big Joe Williams
Lapko
Last In Line
Sixx:A.M.
Buffalo Springfield
Marilyn Manson
Georgia Satellites
Biffy Clyro
Limp Bizkit
Twenty One Pilots
Ed Sheeran
One Direction


Before you get annoyed by your favourite band ranking quite low, know that this scale isn't perfect and I will be tinkering with it now and then. Some bands are only ranked towards the bottom because I only know one or two of their songs and feel a higher rank among bands I have more knowledge about wouldn't be as fair. As always, you can leave feedback in the comment section or via Twitter if you reckon I should give them more of a chance.

UPDATE: As you can see, I've added colour coding and a few other little guidelines to help further reflect my positioning of certain bands on the scale. It also helps me to see which bands I need to listen to more, as bands with 2-4 albums that I've listened to around the 5 or 6 mark deserve a fairer chance, as do bands making it higher than 6 or 7 when I've only listened to 1 of their albums.
I've also added a few more bands/artists here and there so keep a lookout for any you may have requested or enjoy/despise listening to!

Saturday, 4 June 2016

Heavy Rock Radio - Jorn

I've been waiting for this album to come out ever since I discussed the lead single on this blog last month. Now that I've listened to it...well, let's let the review do the talking.


Depending on the artist and choice of songs, covers albums can be an absolute godsend. One of the reasons I was looking forward to this particular album is the eclectic mix of hits ranging from Classic Rock to 80's Pop rearranged and covered as Heavy Metal tracks, not just because of my fondness for those genres but because I like listening to a good tune in different variations...but yes, this more than other covers albums because I like Jorn's style of Metal. However, the end result of Jorn's labours is sadly nothing spectacular and possibly the biggest disappointment I've ever had to review on this blog.
I should start off with the positives, mainly being the album opener and closer ("I Know There's Something Going On" and "Die Young") for slightly different reasons. I loved the Frida cover because Jorn's rendition takes a Pop song and turns it into something that sounds like an Ozzy Osbourne track but with better vocals. The transition works incredibly well and I would call it a "necessary" cover, as far as cover versions go. "Die Young" earns its place here not just for being a solid cover of the Black Sabbath original but for doing something a little different with the source material.
If you've heard the original track, you'll know it fades out during a solo. Here, Jorn extends it and adds a proper outro that the song rightfully deserves. It can be very easy to tinker with a song's structure and cock everything up, just like all the artists who slow down "Summertime Blues" when they perform it for some fucking reason. However, the change here is small but significant enough to work. I'm guessing these two tracks were picked to bookend the album because Jorn or the studio executives knew they were awesome covers. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for the rest of Heavy Rock Radio.

Whilst there are a few neat choices and interesting takes on lesser known tracks that you probably wouldn't expect to be on a Metal covers album ("You're The Voice" - John Farnham, "The Final Frontier" - Iron Maiden), none of them really hit home. They're all pretty damn faithful to the original tracks aside from a few little tweaks here, such as bizarre key changes and tarted up solos where appropriate (which puts him ahead of Zakk Wylde as a guitarist/songwriter, at the very least) and as a result it doesn't really feel like there's much point in listening to them.
The covers are OK, I suppose. I mean, there are a few duds here and there where some poor choices about the key the band played in and use of instruments in the wrong moments ruin everything ("Rainbow In The Dark" - Dio, "Hotel California" - The Eagles) but most of the covers are all pretty average, so there's that. However, I wanted something more ambitious. I wanted to hear tracks that aren't known for "rocking" being given the Metal treatment, like the excellent "Rasputin" cover by Turisas. If not that then heavier versions of softer tracks like the ubiquitous "The Sound Of Silence" cover by Disturbed that everyone's banging on about*.
I think the main problem with this is probably the thing that makes it most admirable; at the end of the day, it's a passion project. This wasn't meant to make Jorn a shitload of cash or give fans what they wanted, it's just a collection of songs Jorn likes that he wanted to cover...so he did. As I said, it's a commendable decision further proven by the lack of a Super-Deluxe-Bonus Disc edition that's becoming fucking commonplace in Rock and Metal now, so even if the music isn't to my quality standards I still have more respect for Jorn Lande than I do for, say, Dave Mustaine.

On the other hand, this passion project means the person to get the most out of this is Jorn himself. He would've chosen the tracks he wanted to cover but they're simply not the best songs he could've picked. Regrettably, this is an album that could've been fantastic if there was more emphasis on Pop than Hard Rock/Metal. Whilst I may not be a fan of the originals that were picked for this album, Jorn doesn't really do anything to improve or adapt them so the end result is just more of the same, albeit done a little better or worse depending on your personal opinions towards bands such as Queen or Journey. I can't believe I'm actually saying this but this album could've done with less Dio and more Kate Bush, or artists of those genres.
I'm giving it a 4/10 as the first and last tracks are good and the rest of the tracks are alright, but Jorn played it too safe for it to have any real impact. He should've taken a few more risks with the song choices and arrangements but instead, he refused to gamble and the result is still a loss. If you want to hear well known Rock songs faithfully recreated as mediocre Metal tracks, this album is perfect for you but I wouldn't recommend it unless you're a huge fan of any of these originals, salivating at the thought of MOAR "STORMBRINGER". Hopefully at the very least Jorn was happy with how this turned out, otherwise the whole endeavour would be completely pointless.


* I would've loved to hear Disturbed cover "Hello" - Adele in the same style. Disturbed or Chris Cornell.

Sunday, 29 May 2016

Spotify: Fans vs. Artists vs. Business

Yep, no album review this week. Turns out the albums I want to hear are coming out next month. Instead of another video game post or a hastily typed up Tenology list, I thought I'd spend a little time writing an opinion piece about something I've been meaning to discuss.
Don't worry, it won't take up much of your time.

I think it's fair to say we've all used or at least heard of how Spotify works. It's essentially a library for music that you can choose to pay for in order to receive higher quality streaming and an ad-free service. Anyone who understands how music licensing works might wonder how a company with such a vast catalogue can stand to make a profit when it's free to use and yet this billion dollar company only seems to be expanding, recently adding The Beatles to their collection of artists and looking into a system that would make them the Netflix of music videos.
However, despite this apparent display of wealth and success, the amount of money that actually goes to the artists whom Spotify rely on is pretty damn slim. Bands and rights holders make between $0.006 to $0.0084 per play of one of their songs, meaning tracks would have to be played approximately 143 times to make a single dollar for each of them. Understandably, this has pissed off a lot of people ranging from customers who want their money going to the artists who deserve it and the artists themselves who have gone as far as to deny Spotify the rights to their latest albums.
Some notable examples of these artists include spoilt daddy's girl Taylor Swift, recently deceased Pop musician Prince and bandwagon jumpers The Black Keys, Patrick Carney from the latter claiming "I imagine if Spotify becomes something that people are willing to pay for, then I'm sure iTunes will just create their own service, and they're actually fair to artists". Now ignoring the fact that Apple DID create their own service that's more fair to fans but massively unfair and downright sketchy to the consumer, these naysayers do have a fair point. One fair point, between the lot of them.

It is unfair to the bands who are just starting out and maybe get a few hundred plays each week, unless they get lucky and one of their songs is featured on a hip new TV show or advert. In a perfect world, more money would be going towards the people who are responsible for the art you're listening to, I'm not denying that. However, this is where my problem with those mentioned artists begins. It's all well and good standing up for the little guy but you're not inconveniencing a company who are making billions off ad revenue and other big name bands by having your latest album remain absent from their catalogue; you're inconveniencing the fans, especially the ones who are paying.
When a service like Spotify adds features such as fluid playlist making and radio play (or the fantastic Discover Weekly playlist, automatically giving everyone 30 song recommendations based on what they've listened to each week), people aren't going to jump ship just because a few albums aren't available. At this point in the company's timeline, it would take a mass culling of material or a haemorrhage of credit card information to get people to switch to something like Tidal or Apple Music. Spotify aren't going to bend to a single artist's demands without receiving a toe in the mail beforehand.
This means that fans of a band or artist who search for this material on Spotify are the ones losing out...at least until they find a copy on YouTube or decide to take a risk and buy the album without listening to it beforehand. It may only be a mild inconvenience but it's probably a bigger pain for us than it is for Spotify, a company that took a year to fix a shitty update they put out in February 2015 that enraged customers due to the removal of useful apps and features from the desktop version, not to mention the RAM it consumed.

It's commendable for the bigger band/artist to take a stand for lesser known talents (assuming they're not doing it to look alternative, like I suspect The Black Keys are doing) but there must be a better way of doing it than a way that affects the people they supposedly care about. Alternatively, there is another option; they could do nothing. I'm all for fighting against something that you feel is wrong (I'm still pissed off about that Spotify update that I shoehorned into the last paragraph) but unless there's something effective you can do about it, it's all for naught. Besides, these bands that are angry at Spotify are targeting the wrong organisation.
See, even Spotify has to pay out and whilst it may be convenient to picture them as a mega-powerful corporation with businessmen gathered around an obsidian table in a control room built into a volcano, the truth is that it's not money they're absolutely rolling in. To pay for licensing fees, Spotify has to fork out roughly 85% of what they make to the record labels, the real cunts in suits who would probably consider installing lava pits underneath their offices if only James Bond villains didn't beat them to it and give it a bad image.
Whilst they may be responsible for promotion and high production values on certain albums, the record labels behind your favourite bands are the ones who are most likely the main cause behind Spotify's inability to give the artists themselves a bigger cut. Rather than hounding Spotify to give artists the amount they deserve, perhaps the chaps in The Black Keys need to grow a pair, start directing their frustration towards the ones who are responsible and not stop until those businesswankers have the amount that they deserve...you know, once Dan and Pat stop slagging off the ones who ARE taking a stand.

To summarise, several things need to happen in order to create a world where artists are paid fairly through services such as Spotify:
1) We need to get a system in place where the money we're willing to pay bands for their music goes directly to them and they can reimburse whoever helped to make the album fairly, sort of like Radiohead did that one time before their AMAZING NEW ALBUM OHMYGOD GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM?!?!?! RADIOHEAD! RADIOHEAD!!
2) We need to stop thinking of Spotify as a moneymaking device for bands and artists. That's why merchandise and touring exists, bands can make millions without digital distribution. Streaming services like Spotify are for discovering new bands or older material from bands we haven't heard before. From there, we decide to buy their albums and support them if their music is good enough. I'm pretty sure the poor struggling Indie bands don't have to pay to be on Spotify (if they do, please correct me) so they could be a lot worse off.
3) We need to stop giving attention to bands or artists who think they're heroes for not putting one of their various albums on Spotify. It doesn't matter if the reason is poor sound quality (Neil Young), less money for Indie bands (Taylor Swift) or all the cool kids are doing it (they won't be getting their gold on the ceiling), digital streaming isn't just the future of music, it's the present. Refusing to adapt with the times because they don't understand it (Bob Seger) or whatever horseshit they can come up with does more harm to fans who want to legally enjoy their work than it does to literally anyone else.
Naturally, the choice to keep their music off these services is down to the artists, as it should be. Just stop giving them a round of applause for making this shitty choice.

If you have any feedback or additional points for this post, let me know in the comment section or via Twitter. Next week, I'll DEFINITELY write an album review. Which album? Come back next week and find out!

Sunday, 22 May 2016

Shout Out: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End Soundtrack

Just a quick shout out post today but there'll be some proper album reviews coming in the next few weeks.


I know it's another video game related post but the soundtrack isn't your typical game music. Anyone who's played at least one of the Uncharted titles will back me up when I say they're an incredibly cinematic series of games and the most recent release is no different. It's essentially a playable Action/Adventure film and the soundtrack reflects this beautifully. Taking the reigns from Greg Edmonson (previous Uncharted composer) is Henry Jackman, who's recent works include Captain America: Civil War and X-Men: First Class.
I usually find it quite difficult to take in the soundtracks from these kind of linear games as I'm usually so focused on the hectic gameplay that I miss the score and don't get a chance to soak it in unless I play the game again. However, this is the first time I've gone out of my way to seek out and listen to this kind of majestic orchestral soundtrack completely after playing a game purely due to the level of great tracks I recall hearing throughout my play-through.
First up, we have "A Thief's End". I'm guessing Henry went with that name instead of "Nate's Theme 4.0" because unlike previous versions of "Nate's Theme", the changes are more significant to the point that it's practically another tune. Sure, there's the classic melody in there but it's a lot darker, less upbeat and more fitting to be named after the last game in the series. Following this is a progression of tunes named after chapters from the game they appear in, such as sneaking around an auction house ("Once A Thief...") and battling mercenaries in the game's exciting opening boat chase ("Cut To The Chase").

Since the game's plot is based around lost pirate treasure, you can expect to hear a swashbuckling touch throughout certain tracks ("The Twelve Towers", "New Devon") but seeing as how the game also involves mystery and action, the majority of tracks rely on a mix of ominous sounding strings designed to accompany dialogue without overshadowing it ("At Sea", "The Thieves Of Libertalia", "Hidden In Plain Sight") and dynamic scores perfect for gunfights and escaping deathtraps ("Meet Me In Paradise", "Race To Libertalia") Naturally there's also a mix of contemporary instruments subtly blended in with the traditional orchestra  ("The Grave Of Henry Avery", "For Better Or Worse", "No Escape") but it all comes together perfectly.
I suppose the only downside is that when compared to soundtracks from film franchises such as Pirates Of The Carribean or Indiana Jones, those scores will easily triumph over this one due to being more focused on their respective genres. For example, the nautical score to Pirates is more memorable due to the catchy motifs and character based soundtrack as opposed to Uncharted 4, which is mostly based around specific moments and scenes in each chapter aside from a few familiar sounding tracks ("The Brothers Drake", "Brother's Keeper"). Henry Jackman has created an excellent score but one that belongs to two different genres, meaning the music as a whole isn't strong enough to be regarded highly in either category.
However, this is only an issue if you like one type of soundtrack but not the other, which must only be a select few. If you like boisterous seafaring soundtracks and suspenseful action scores, you'd be foolish to miss this one because as far as game soundtracks go, it's superb. Grand enough to fit the story and definitely not a step down from previous entries in the franchise. In fact if anything, it's made me want to revisit more of Henry Jackman's AND previous Uncharted soundtracks!


1. A Thief's End
2. A Normal Life
3. Lure Of Adventure
4. Cut To The Chase
5. Reunited
6. Once A Thief...
7. The Grave Of Henry Avery
8. Those Who Prove Worthy
9. The Twelve Towers
10. Hidden In Plain Sight
11. At Sea
12. Marooned
13. Meet Me In Paradise
14. The Thieves Of Libertalia
15. Sic Parvis Magna
16. The Brothers Drake
17. Race To Libertalia
18. For Better Or Worse
19. New Devon
20. Avery's Descent
21. No Escape
22. Brother's Keeper
23. One Last Time
24. Epilogue
ALBUM RATING - 8/10

Are there any orchestral film or game soundtracks that you'd like me to discuss on this blog? Feel free to recommend them on Twitter or here in the comment section!

Sunday, 15 May 2016

Tenology: Awesome Boss Battle Themes

Apologies for the delay and nature of this post but I've been busy celebrating my birthday throughout the second half of this week. Next week won't be a video game post, though!
Most of the time, video games (apart from straightforward racing or generic party games) tend to have boss battles at the end of certain levels to represent the last obstacle to overcome and most of THOSE times, the boss has its own theme or music to signify an important battle. Sometimes, the music is the highlight of the fight and whilst there's easily an ocean of these Top 10 Boss Battle Theme blog posts or Youtube videos flooding the Internet, what harm can it do to add to the deluge?
These songs might not necessarily be my all-time favourite tunes (as I hope to discover many more great themes in the future) but here's a list of ten boss battle themes I love listening to, along with a few reasons why and a link to said theme provided it hasn't been taken down. As always, these aren't in any particular order of preference and I've tried to limit it to one piece of music per game franchise, although I'm allowing multiple composers across different themes.


Koloktos (Phase 2) - The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Composed by Hajime Wakai, Shiho Fujii, Mahito Yakota, Takeshi Hama
(listen here)


To be honest, I probably could've filled this blog post with boss music from Zelda games alone. However, I decided to stick to just one per series and had to decide whether to choose this, the Helmaroc King battle from Wind Waker, the boss theme from Majora's Mask, Stallord's theme from Twilight Princess or Ganondorf's final boss theme from Ocarina Of Time. In the end, I chose to go with the most recent tune as many of the following themes are from games I grew up with.
I chose the second phase of this battle as it sounds a lot more urgent, as if the stakes were raised even higher (which they kind of are, considering the fucker grows legs...and massive swords). I'm pretty sure I've talked about this theme on the blog before but I probably wouldn't have rated this boss so highly as I was playing it if not for the great theme...then again, it is a pretty awesome boss battle.


Gang-Plank Galleon - Donkey Kong Country
Composed by David Wise
(listen here)


I'll confess that I've never actually played this game (nor do I have any interest in playing it) but come on, you've got to love that theme. It may seem a little primitive compared to orchestral scores or even N64 MIDI mixes but the tune has stood the test of time and spawned many a Metal-remix on Youtube. If you haven't heard the remix of this track used for Super Smash Bros Brawl, I'd recommend giving that a good listen as that put me onto this tune in the first place.
Naturally, it starts all peaceful with nautical instruments before picking up the tempo and introducing some contemporary Rock instruments for more of a battle vibe, whilst still keeping the pirate atmosphere to it all. I was tempted to include the Gloomy Galleon Boss music from Donkey Kong 64 in this post as I love that boss bottle due to the great score by Grant Kirkhope but ultimately, David Wise won this round.


The Ripper - MediEvil 2
Composed by Andrew Barnabus & Paul Arnold
(listen here)


First, a bit of spoiler laden context. In MediEvil 2, you're tasked with rescuing an ancient Egyptian mummy princess resurrected in Victorian times from the clutches of Jack The Ripper in Whitechapel. However, upon failing to save her and after dealing with your grief by assisting a race of sewer-dwelling creatures, you steal an H.G. Wells inspired time machine from the museum, travel back to the past in time to prevent the death of your loved one and throw down with the Ripper himself.
God, I love the MediEvil series.
Anyway, whilst boss themes weren't the musical strong point for MediEvil games, this tune fits perfectly! It adds that extra layer of tension as you fight this grotesque beast and whilst there's no time limit on this fight, the key change and use of dynamics really creates a desperate mood to the situation.


Puzzle Battle - Professor Layton And The Lost Future
Composed by Tomohito Nishiura
(listen here)


I know, I know, Professor Layton games don't really have boss battles...or do they? Since the majority of those games comes down to solving puzzles, it figures that some games involve solving puzzles in order to defeat a villain. In this case, you find yourself solving a few puzzles to outsmart the various culprits you come across and this is the theme that plays when you do.
It's a simple tune but compared to the calm theme that plays when you solve regular puzzles, this increase in tempo makes it sound like more of a challenge for you, especially when lives are at stake. An unexpected entry on this list but a deserving one, nonetheless.


Final Rival Battle - Pokemon Red/Blue
Composed by Junichi Masuda
(listen here)


There are probably much greater "boss" battle themes in the Pokemon series but for me, this "We Will Rock You" knock-off will always hold a special place in my heart. You earned all your gym badges, you beat the Elite 4 and now you've got to kick the shit out of your rival's pets so why not do it to a one-off final battle theme?
I'm glad they did, as using the generic rival battle theme would've cheapened the whole thing. Not much to talk about musically, as it's all 8-bit, but one day I'm hoping to hear a grand version of this recorded with an orchestra or something. The closest I've come to hearing a proper version of this tune is the version used in Pokemon Stadium but even that doesn't sound as epic as a theme like this deserves to be.


Scorch's Pit - Spyro: Year Of The Dragon
Composed by Stewart Copeland
(listen here)


I feel like I probably bore people when I tell them that Stewart Copeland (drummer from The Police) composed the music for the first 3 Spyro games on the PS1 but, at the same time, I feel like it's something everyone needs to know. It just strikes me as bizarre that a man like Stewart can create such awesome, catchy tunes as the entire Spyro back catalogue and yet come from such an OK band as The Police.
Anyway, as I said a sentence ago, most of the music in Spyro is fun and catchy...but not this one. This battle music is downright sinister whilst also remaining energetic enough to fit the fight perfectly. It's also a decent battle but the music definitely stood out for me when I played this game as a child. Not because it scared me or anything, just that is was atypical of the kind of music you expect to hear in a Spyro game and I liked that in this fight.


The Final Fight! - Banjo Kazooie
Composed by Grant Kirkhope
(listen here)


Lots of great boss themes to choose from between Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie but in the end, Mr Patch and Targitzan lost out to Grunty in the first game. There's so much going on in this theme that you often forget you're listening to various versions of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic" and simply hear it as the music to fight your adversary to.
It sounds climactic enough to suit the castle-top duel between yourself and this witch and lasts long enough to give you joy from multiple listens, unlike some of the shorter tunes on this list. It's hardly as epic as some of the orchestrated themes you'll hear on this list but for a MIDI track, it's bloody good!


Final Showdown - Bully/Canis Canem Edit
Composed by Shawn Lee
(listen here)


Well would you look at that? Another final boss named Gary. Huh.
Unlike Rockstar's other popular franchise, Bully was a lot more...let's say video gamey, right down to the final boss fought on top of a rooftop in the rain. This badass theme with the ominous choir and fancy drumming, paired with guitar riffs and string melodies, has earned its place on this list, in my opinion. It may not be a great or even fun final boss but it damn sure gets the music right!
Whilst I'm talking about Bully, I had a cool idea for a sequel to Bully which I might as well share here in case I forget to tweet about it. Similar to how GTA V had three protagonists, maybe Bully 2 should have two protagonists in different school environments. One could be a male university student who's coming to terms with becoming an adult and the other could be a female high school student similar to Jimmy from the first game. They could meet and form a sort of student/master relationship, obviously not a romantic one. Might be kind of cool, especially with the power of current gen consoles. I dunno, thoughts?


Boss Fight 1 - Kid Icarus: Uprising
Composed by Yasunori Mitsuda
(listen here)


Again, I haven't played this game but I'd consider buying it at some point based on what I've seen of the gameplay and heard of the music. There are so many boss fights in this game that it's hard to single out any of them (I'm not even certain this particular creature I've found correlates to this music) but you can bet they all have a common theme; being epic. So what better way to celebrate that than with this sweet tune?
Another benefit of modern recording technology in video games right here, as you know this song wouldn't sound anywhere near as good on 8-bit or MIDI. Too bad it's so short, though. Mind you, I could listen to a half hour loop of this so I guess it works out, considering you're most likely going to hear this when fighting something over a lengthy period of time.


Tiny - Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
Composed by Mutato Muzika
(listen here)


OK, I lied. There may be SOME order to this list. SOME. I deliberately saved this track until last because it's probably the entire reason I love boss battles and boss battle music in general. I fucking loved Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back as a kid (I still do now!) and this boss opened the door to my youthful self. You know how people go on about how Mr Freeze in Batman: Arkham City is an incredible battle because it requires strategy and such? To me, this is a fantastic battle because it requires intelligence over strength. You can't go up against him by spinning him, like you do with most other bosses, so you trick him into chasing you into holes.
Now, onto the music! Since the battle takes place in a space station (for some reason), there's a sort of sci-fi synthy thing going on BUT obviously you need some kind of imposing, tribal instruments to represent Tiny's physical appearance. The two come together marvellously and what you're left with is a theme to remember. However, much like the Zelda choice, there could've been an entire blog post dedicated solely to Crash Bandicoot boss themes. There isn't a single bad boss theme in Crash Bandicoot 2 or 3 so that's 10, right there!


I hope you enjoyed reading these, if you did, and if not then I hope I at least awakened the nostalgic part of your brain a little bit. Let me know if there are any awesome boss battle themes you recommend, as I've almost certainly missed some right corkers like the Minotaur one from God Of War or some RPG tune.

Friday, 6 May 2016

Taster Session #4

It's been a while since I've done one of these. Then again, it's been a while since we've had several singles for upcoming Rock albums that I'm potentially interested in coming out. Time to take a look (or rather listen) at some of the new material we've been graced with recently.

"Burn The Witch" - Radiohead         (listen here)
From the album A Moon Shaped Pool (08/05/16)


Oh my God, new Radiohead song guys! Holy shit, it's about time we had new Radiohead to listen to! Fuck me, I can't believe Radiohead have done it again by being Radiohead. I mean, it's taken them nearly 16 years to put this together so the hype is deserved, right? Did you hear the singing? CLASSIC Radiohead, right there. And the strings, OH JESUS I NEARLY FORGOT THE STRINGS!! There are strings in this song but wait for it...wait...THEY'RE PIZZI-MOTHERFUCKING-CAT-MOTHERFUCKING-O!!!! Well obviously this is the best song we're ever going to hear this year until Kanye West hits the studio again so we might as well just revel in the glory that is and always will be Radiohead.
In all seriousness though, it's an OK song considering nothing happens throughout it.


"Bored To Death" - blink-182         (listen here)
From the album California (01/07/16)


Jesus, these guys must have finally run out of "All The Small Things" money. Continuing the trend of 90's Pop Punk bands who've decided to grow up and release Alternative music instead, blink-182 have released...this. It's not edgy, it's not passionate, it's just generic Teen Girl Rock. It's a TV Ad Song, which is pretty impressive as it took Punk icons the Ramones a good 40 years before their music was used to promote fridge warehouses on TV. Hey, guess I was wrong about Punk being an absolute joke of a genre. But enough about that, let's get back on track.
If the rest of the album sounds like this Kings Of Leon ripoff, the band might just become relevant again for the wrong reasons. Meanwhile, I'm sat here waiting for The Offspring to come out with another album.


"I Know There's Something Going On" - Jorn         (listen here)
From the album Heavy Rock Radio (03/06/16)


Well I don't think any of us expected this to be a thing. Not the concept of a covers album by Metal vocalist/solo artist Jorn Lande but the album opener and lead single being a cover of Pop song "I Know There's Something Going On" by ABBA's Frida. I mean, as far as the Pop to Metal transition goes, it's a pretty damn faithful cover and Jorn fucking nails it from start to finish. In fact, if you didn't know about the original version, you could easily assume this was a standard Metal track from someone like Ozzy Osbourne (you know, assuming someone with better singing abilities took the mic instead of him).
This is one of the albums I'm really looking forward to hearing when it drops but not because of this song. It's a good cover but I would've preferred a more well known Pop Rock track covered instead of this one, sort of like the Disturbed cover of Genesis' "Land Of Confusion". I'm still hoping someone performs a Metal cover of "Jesus He Knows Me" - Genesis with double bass drumming and added guitar solos but until then, I guess this album will have to do.


"The Devil's Bleeding Crown" - Volbeat         (listen here)
From the album Seal The Deal & Let's Boogie (03/06/16)


I should probably find more Volbeat songs to listen to as most of the ones I've heard are pretty good. The vocalist sounds a little silly to me but not enough to put me completely off the band, like Axl Rose. However, for all their powerful Hard Rock tracks, there seem to be an equal number of mediocre ones that sound like they were written for radio play, which doesn't work well if you're a band that's on the border between Hard Rock and Metal.
Luckily, this song is what I would call one of the "better" Volbeat tracks in my opinion although there is one glaring fault. I've said before that despite not caring about Nickelback, I really like their song "Burn It To The Ground". This track is REALLY similar to that one...like, REEAAALLLLLY similar. Even the call and response structure between vocals and the main riff in the verse sounds like it's been lifted. Combine that Nickelback song with Volbeat's "A Warrior's Call" and you get "The Devil's Bleeding Crown". Still, there are worse songs they could've ripped off so I'm still looking forward to the new album if this is anything to go by.


"Dark Necessities" - Red Hot Chili Peppers         (listen here)
From the album The Getaway (17/06/16)


...yeah, I don't know.
One thing's clear, this isn't Rock. Not like the band have produced before. It's heavily swaying towards the Funk region and some listeners will probably love that. As for me, I really don't know yet. I feel like I could grow to like this song in the future as there are some enjoyable aspects (such as the outro solo and vocal melody in the chorus) but for now, I'm pretty underwhelmed.
I think RHCP are one of the few bands where I actually prefer their softer songs over their heavier ones. I'd much rather listen to "Snow [[Hey Oh]]", "Under The Bridge" or "Soul To Squeeze" than "Dani California", "Suck My Kiss" or "By The Way". Despite that, this song just didn't do it for me. I may give the rest of the album a listen when it comes out but I doubt it, since I didn't bother with their last one.

Once again, if there are any singles or tracks from upcoming albums that you recommend, let me know here or on Twitter. Mind you, most people probably stopped reading after that shit I said about Radiohead at the start and the rest probably stopped paying attention after I reminded you that there's a Nickelback song I like. Nothing but popular opinions here!