Showing posts with label Glam Rock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glam Rock. Show all posts

Thursday, 30 August 2018

Tenology: Even More Terrible Rock/Metal Lyrics

Another Tenology post about lyrics? Darn straight, although this one isn't about Mondegreens; it's about poorly thought through lyrics in the world of Rock and Metal. This is the third one of these posts I've done so some of the songs might be deep cuts and some of the lyrics might not be as bad as "terrible". However, if the lyrics are poor, the lyrics are poor and this is where we get to laugh at them!

1. "I'll Be There For You" - The Rembrandts

"When it hasn't been your day, your week,
your month or even your year"


One of the most 90s-est album covers ever...*clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*

Kicking this list off is the popular theme to the TV show Friends, notable for the introductory guitar riff, rapid claps in the verse and catchy chorus. However, there's one line that's always bothered me when I think about it. For those who don't know the song (...what, they might exist!), the first verse talks about how crappy life can be for you. It then talks about when life is stuck in second gear and how you haven't had a good day, week, month or "even" year...and that's where I take issue. I get that the rhyme works well but if you think about it, shouldn't "even" go before day? Years are longer than months, weeks and days so it'll be a lot harder for it to be "your" year than "your" month, week or day. Since days are the shortest, it's therefore logically the easiest for it to be good for you so "even" should come before day. I admit that I'm splitting hairs with this line so let's look at a song with lyrics that we can all agree are terrible.


2. "Debora" - Tyrannosaurus Rex

"Oh Debora, always look like a zebra"

Oh Marc Bolan, you never did get the hang of the lyrics part of songwriting

Most of you may know this song from the film Baby Driver and how Edgar Wright named a character Deborah just so he could include a scene where the characters laugh about this lyric...and with good reason! The rhyme of "Debora" and "Zebra" is so godawful that it makes you wonder why anyone would even bother forcing it to begin with. Choose a different rhyme scheme or something; imagine how bad "Eleanor Rigby" would've been if The Beatles tried to find rhymes for that name. Not only that but has any woman in the history of humanity ever been complimented by the comparison of her to a striped horse-like creature, or indeed non-striped for that matter? Just a terrible, terrible lyric.


3. "She's A Genius" - Jet

"She only listens to the radio,
To see who's alive"

I wonder if the girl this song's about is called Sharona...

Whilst I'm aware that these lyrics aren't meant to be taken literally, I believe there's an argument to be made for their inclusion in this post regardless of how you interpret them. First, there's the literal meaning; girl literally uses the radio to determine who's still alive, which simply doesn't work. Then there's the figurative meaning; girl listens to the radio to know who's popular, which means she's got a shit taste in music because she only cares about what everyone else likes. I dunno about you about if I'm going to try to convince listeners that a girl is a genius through song, I wouldn't want to establish her terrible taste in music before I've even reached the first chorus!


4. "Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)" - Aerosmith

"'Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees"

No, this isn't a Rolling Stones lyric...although the song does contain a different Rolling Stones lyric

This is the second time a song from Nine Lives has appeared in a blog post detailing terrible lyrics but this time, we're not mocking poor rhyme schemes and nonsensical sentences. This time, we're looking at Aerosmith's ability to create the most ridiculous, cringeworthy, eighth-grade lyrics about romance that one of the supposedly "wildest" Rock bands in the world just keeps on pumping out. This is the kind of lyric that sounds like part of a joke on The Simpsons about an ageing Rock band on their 50th anniversary world tour; they may as well have called the song "Make Love Or Make My Supper" or "Sleep With Me Before I Fall Asleep In My Armchair During A Countdown Repeat".


5. "Sweet Little Sister" - Skid Row

"She blew my mind behind the record machine...
...She's my sweet little, sweet little sister"


It's either "record" or "wrecking" machine; my argument still remains

OK, this one requires some context. First up, I absolutely love this song. It's my favourite Skid Row song (yes, even over "18 And Life" and "Youth Gone Wild") and for the most part, the vocal delivery and lyrics are pretty damn great. However, whenever I listen to it, there's always something in the back of my mind that doesn't sit right after hearing the above two lines at the start and chorus of the song. When you factor in Skid Row's general image and musical style,"She blew my mind behind the record/wrecking machine" can only be taken as a sexual metaphor but "She's my sweet little, sweet little sister" implies that "she" is related to him. Even if it's not the intended denotation, the connotation that the singer is getting oral pleasure from his sister still exists all because he sung "she's my" instead of "she's A" or "she's YOUR sweet little sister". I still love the song, though.


6. "Lonely Is The Night" - Billy Squier

"Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone"

I'm ashamed to say that it took way too long for me to notice this lyric

Billy Squier coming in with the piping hot observations. "Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone"? No fuckin' shit, Billy! What other pearls of wisdom have you got for us, "Teapots are useful only when they contain tea"? "A sport is not a sport if it's not a sport"? Once again, it's unfortunate that this terrible lyric not only belongs to Squier's signature song but is also the very first line he sings. Take note: if you're going to write a song with the intention of making it a radio hit, don't drop the ball in the opening line.


7. "Diggin' Me Down" - Ozzy Osbourne

"How will I know you, Mr. Jesus Christ"

I want to see a fight between Mr. Jesus Christ and Mr. Crowley

This lyric probably doesn't deserve to be called "terrible" but let's face it, it's still a bit naff. Saying "Mr. Jesus Christ" is the kind of thing a child or stereotypical Latin American maid would do, certainly not the Prince Of Darkness. There's always been an element of silliness in Ozzy Osbourne lyrics but this is one of the few examples that made me laugh out loud when I heard it. However, since it's (probably) Ozzy's last studio album and it contains a collection of awesome Metal music, I can forgive him for saying "Mr. Jesus Christ". Besides, at least Ozzy seems aware of his silliness, unlike his Heavy Metal counterpart, Ronnie James Dio. Speaking of Dio...


8. "Stargazer" - Rainbow

"There's no sun in the shadow of the wizard"

I'm beginning to think maybe RJD wasn't the lyrical wordsmith the entire Metal community says he was

Look out Billy Squier, looks like there's a contender for the Most Obvious Lyrics In Rock award that I've just created. I remember reading a quote about Dio that said something along the lines of "He never overestimated himself, nor underestimated himself". I agree with the second part. Ronnie's lyrics, whether they're from his time in Rainbow, Black Sabbath or Dio, contained fantastic mythological imagery but sometimes, he took himself a bit too seriously. Take this lyric: the declaration that shadows contain no sunlight is dumb but by adding something about wizards in there, Dio tried to pass it off as something majestic and awesome. Once you take a step back and listen to the lyrics without realising that it's Dio singing them, a lot of his material just sounds ridiculous. Of course, a lot of it sounds awesome too but that's not what this post is about.


9. "Uh! All Night" - KISS

"Well, we work all day and we don't know why"

KISS: Undisputed champions of writing songs about shagging

This album came out in the mid-80s, well into KISS' career as Shock Rock superstars. By this point, they will have made shitloads of cash on tours, music and (most importantly) merchandise. In other words, they were comfortably wealthy. As a result, lines like "we work all day and we don't know why" come across as a little...well, Let-Them-Eat-Cakey. KISS strike me as a band that would question why people would work all day if they don't like it, completely unaware that the average blue-collar fan of Rock needs to work to survive. If they want to write songs about getting laid, that's one thing, but trying to connect with the average Joe working 9-5 to make ends meet is a bad idea for a band like KISS. Bands like Bachman-Turner Overdrive and Lynyrd Skynyrd can write those songs, KISS can't.


10. "Sex On Fire" - Kings Of Leon

"You, your sex is on fire"

Remember when Kings Of Leon used to be a Rock band? Then they wrote this fucking song

No, I don't like this song. In fact, I'd even say that I hate it. It's bland and safe, exactly the opposite of what good Rock should be. However, we're not here for the tepid guitarwork or dull percussion in the verse; we're here for the lyrics in the chorus, namely the line that contains the title of the song. I'm guessing he's saying that they're having a cracking shag as opposed to the literal interpretation of spontaneous genitalia combustion but the term "your sex is on fire" sounds like something from a Steel Panther or Red Hot Chili Peppers track, definitely not the kind of lyric that belongs in a song like this. It's over the top and almost a parody of the kind of shit Hair Metal bands would write, yet Kings Of Leon seem to be delivering it non-ironically? I don't know and I don't care enough about the band to actually research whether this was meant to be a piss-take in the same way "(You've Got To) Fight For Your Right (To Party)" - Beastie Boys was. All I know is I don't much care for the lyric...or song...or band...Youth And Young Manhood was a good album though.


One day, I need to write a blog post about GOOD lyrics in Rock/Metal, as I've definitely been thinking of a couple recently. Maybe in October, as I don't want to do too many lyric-based Tenology posts in a short space of time.

Friday, 29 June 2018

Shout Out: Sweet Fanny Adams and Desolation Boulevard - Sweet

I know I said I'd be writing a Rapid Fire post but after a bit of thought, I decided to adapt it into a Shout Out post. But not just any Shout Out post, oh no. This time, it's a...
DOUBLE SHOUT OUT POST!
Yes, I couldn't decide which of these two brilliant albums to dedicate a post to so decided to write about both of them! First up, we have Sweet Fanny Adams, an album that's an essential listen for fans of 70s Hard Rock!


Most bands that choose to adapt their sound to appeal to a different audience tend to do so after about six albums. Not Sweet; they did it after just one. Not only that but they also changed their name from The Sweet to just Sweet. Granted there were three years in between the release of Funny How Sweet Co-Co Can Be and this record but the band also released some of their most popular singles in that time such as "Block Buster", "Little Willy" and of course "The Ballroom Blitz". These singles teased the band's transition from Bubblegum Pop to a heavier Glam Rock style of music but it wasn't until this album that the band begun to fully embrace Hard Rock...with a bit of Glam here and there.
Album opener "Set Me Free" was an explosive entrance onto the Rock scene, clearly taking influence from contemporaries at the time such as Deep Purple and The Who. The band only continued to keep things heavy with tracks such as "Rebel Rouser", a spiritual successor to "Hell Raiser", and title track "Sweet F.A.", a song with a heavy gallop and percussion throughout. Even the Glam infused tracks are heavier than your typical Top Of The Pops numbers with songs like "AC-DC" and "Into The Night" focusing more on raw vocals and rhythms than sing-a-longs and catchy riffs.
An important thing to remember whilst listening to this album is that it came out in 1974, around the time that Queen were just starting out (Queen II, which contained the complete version of "Seven Seas Of Rhye", was released just one month before Sweet Fanny Adams). Both bands pioneered vocal and guitar harmonies in Hard Rock although only Queen got the worldwide acclaim for their music. Whilst I think that Queen made better decisions over the course of their career and earned their fame through genuine talent, it's a shame that Sweet didn't even earn a fraction of their popularity despite being documented influences for Brian May's guitar work. What I'm trying to say is that Sweet Fanny Adams is a great album; highly underrated and one that I recommend to fans of 70s Rock.

1. Set Me Free
2. Heartbreak Tonight
3. No You Don't
4. Rebel Rouser
5. Peppermint Twist
6. Sweet F.A.
7. Restless
8. Into The Night
9. AC-DC
ALBUM RATING - 9/10

Of course I couldn't talk about Sweet Fanny Adams without also mentioning the follow-up album, Desolation Boulevard.


There are two versions of this album available, one released in 1974 in the UK and one released in 1975 in the US. The US version had a different tracklist, containing tracks off Sweet Fanny Adams and more radio-friendly versions of hit singles, whereas the UK version was 100% new and all Rock. I'm gonna be talking about the UK version. To say it was released literally in the same year as Sweet Fanny Adams, the fact that the album is clearly a different beast is impressive. Album opener "The Six Teens" showcases this with acoustic melodies paired with the electric guitar harmonies, not to mention the tempo changes later on. Sweet were back and in that short space of time between album releases, they'd learnt a thing or two!
The general songwriting quality is still great and contains a decent amount of variety, alternating between heavier Glam Rockers ("Turn It Down") and softer melodic numbers ("Lady Starlight"). However, there are three tracks that need singling out. First up is "Man With The Golden Arm", a cover of the theme by Elmer Bernstein that would be a great track if not for the five minute drum solo. It's ambitious but a little too masturbatory for me. Then there's a cover of "My Generation", the album closer that does a damn good job of recreating the energy and passion of The Who's original. Whilst the bass solos may not have the same appeal, the band still do a grand job of the song...up until it all goes to shit 50 seconds before the end.
Finally, there's the single-most important reason to listen to the album. "Fox On The Run". If you've heard this song before, chances are it was the rerecorded version for the 1975 version of this album; the one with synth and added backing vocal harmonies. This original version is more of a Hard Rock song with a much better guitar riff, TWO guitar solos, some fantastic percussion, raw vocals and great bass licks throughout. It's a shame that this version isn't more widely known as I would argue that it can go toe-to-toe with any of AC/DC's top songs. Whilst the 1975 album may have had a stronger tracklist due to the inclusion of multiple Sweet Fanny Adams songs, this album deserves a shoutout for the Hard Rock version of "Fox On The Run" alone. Now we just need an album with the full version of "Show Me The Way" too.

1. The Six Teens
2. Solid Gold Brass
3. Turn It Down
4. Medussa
5. Lady Starlight
6. Man With The Golden Arm
7. Fox On The Run
8. Breakdown
9. My Generation
ALBUM RATING - 6/10

Both albums are available as extended versions on Spotify and iTunes so you now have no excuse not to enjoy these cracking records!

Saturday, 27 January 2018

Showdown: Homages/Rip Offs 6

We're back with another look at songs that may or may not have been a bit too heavily inspired by previously recorded music from a different band. The last time I did a post like this that didn't involve video games or two songs by the same band was in August last year and since then, I've found some interesting comparisons. I've also found a couple that are probably hugely coincidental but fuck it, I've got ten again!
Similar to previous posts of mine, I've included a Spotify playlist at the bottom so you can listen along and decide whether you agree with my opinions on these songs or not...because that's what this is, the work of opinion and not an accusation of plagiarism for all of these tracks.

ROUND ONE: Jane's Addiction vs. Tesla
Mountain Song - If I had to place myself on either side of the taste spectrum without wavering in the middle, I'd say I dislike Jane's Addiction. Whilst I can admire some of the guitar solos and technical work behind the majority of their tracks that I know, I just can't get into their music in a way that I can with...well, Tesla or other bands. The vocalist sounds whiny and annoying, the riffs are usually quite repetitive without sounding awesome enough to justify it and there's a sort of grimy, mucky feel to each track. That being said, this song does start off with a pretty sweet bass riff. Not just sweet but easily distinguishable.
Hang Tough - Oh look, a song released about one year later that ALSO starts off with a sweet and distinguishable bass riff. Granted this one has been ever so slightly tweaked and sped up a bit but you cannot deny that these riffs sound similar. Fortunately, the rest of the song is hugely different to the Jane's Addiction one. I can actually listen to this and enjoy it, unlike the appropriately named uphill battle that is "Mountain Song".
VERDICT - Whilst Jane's Addiction did release their song first, I have a feeling that any similarity between their song and Tesla's is coincidental. Jane's Addiction released their song/album in August 1988, Tesla in February 1989. Tesla recorded the album in 1988, although no specific month is given suggesting they wrote and recorded it throughout the year. Whilst it's POSSIBLE that Tesla heard "Mountain Song" and used their bass riff as the backbone for "Hang Tough", I'm sceptical about that. Therefore, the win goes to Tesla for recording the better song. If news comes to light that Tesla DID do a bit of cheeky riff pinching, it'll go to Jane's Addiction.

ROUND TWO: Joe Walsh vs. Gary Moore
Rivers (Of The Hidden Funk) - Not one of Joe's better known songs but it's a solid little Classic Rock number, once again built around some great bass. However, the part of this track that we're looking at is the guitar in the intro. Specifically, the first four notes. They play a melody that I'm sure I've heard in a couple of different songs, including the next track. As for the rest of the song, it's OK. Probably not my favourite by Joe Walsh but it's a good tune.
Empty Rooms - Maybe there are better examples of songs to write about for "that riff" but in this song, around about the 9 second mark, there's a keyboard melody that sounds similar to the "Rivers (Of The Hidden Funk)" guitar intro. The rest of the song is typical of your Gary Moore ballad; lame and a waste of time for someone who was as talented as Gary Moore to be bothering with. And don't even get me fucking started on "Parisienne Walkways" and his fuckawful cover of "Don't Believe A Word".
VERDICT - Oh, easily Joe Walsh. Came up with the riff first, played it in the better song, even gave it a more memorable name. Easy win, no doubt in my mind, but did Gary Moore steal the riff? Probably not, it's a fairly common little tune and it's not like the rest of the song has anything to do with the Joe Walsh one. It's just another uninspired, generic power ballad from Gary Moore.

ROUND THREE: Fleetwood Mac vs. AC/DC
Oh Well - This isn't the first time I've mentioned this song and it certainly won't be the last! However, the song is easily recognisable from the opening guitar riff, one that's great to listen to and probably great to play too. Once again, we're listening out for that intro melody that's played on acoustic guitar of "Oh Well (Part One)". NOTE: In the Spotify playlist, the intro riff is played on electric guitar as I could only find live versions on Spotify. However, it sort of works in my favourite as it makes the next song sound even closer to this one.
Beating Around The Bush - These songs have been compared to one another in the past due to the opening guitar riffs. Not just the sound of them but their placement in the songs too. Some see it as AC/DC's tribute to "Oh Well", which I can believe. It's a well known song and this deep cut off Highway To Hell probably wasn't meant to be enjoyed at the same capacity as the title track and other big hits by the band.
VERDICT - I like both songs but I'm giving the win to Fleetwood Mac. Their track came first and is far superior to the AC/DC one, even if that song doesn't sound exactly like 90% of their material. Plus, as I already mentioned, I see this as a pretty definite homage; I doubt the band were unaware of "Oh Well" at that point in their career and were likely inspired to write their version of the opening riff.

ROUND FOUR: Electric Light Orchestra vs. The Hives
Don't Bring Me Down - A classic song from the band, notable for the chorus of "Don't bring me down, groos, don't bring me down, groos, don't bring me down, groos, don't bring me down" and the descending four note riff used throughout. As far as ELO songs go, it's a good track that sounds more like Jeff Lynne being Jeff Lynne than Jeff Lynne being the fifth Beatle. However, it's a little too white bread for me to enjoy as much as other songs of theirs like "Mr Blue Sky" and "Hold On Tight".
Go Right Ahead - The Hives are another band that have relied on writing the same song over and over again with slightly different riffs but this time, they chose to write someone else's instead. "Go Right Ahead" went right ahead with a riff that sounds identical to the ELO one although there is one slight difference between this and previous entries. The Hives have actually acknowledged that their riff sounds like "Don't Bring Me Down" and even though they didn't intend to steal it, they still contacted Jeff Lynne to ask for his permission to use the track. As a result, he has songwriting credit even though they supposedly came up with it without realising it already exists.
VERDICT - Whilst I commend The Hives for doing the right thing after realising their mistake, my win still goes to Electric Light Orchestra for coming up with the riff and writing a slightly better song that I'd rather listen to on an average day. However, if I wasn't such a fan of ELO (and if The Hives didn't sound so Poppy in this song), I probably would've given the win to The Hives.

ROUND FIVE: Dio vs. The Temperance Movement
The Last In Line - I've written about the similarities between these two songs in non-Showdown posts (and briefly mentioned it in one Showdown post) but hey, it's worth cataloguing here too. "The Last In Line" is the title track from Dio's second album and starts off with a slow, ascending guitar riff before some descending triplets. It's the weakest part of the song that, to me, only really gets good when the percussion comes in and it becomes a proper Heavy Metal track. However, the intro riff is arguably what makes the song stand out so I suppose it's not that bad.
Battle Lines - I seem to recall saying in my review of White Bear and other posts that I doubt The Temperance Movement consciously stole the intro to "The Last In Line" for the intro and structure for their song but it's still weird how they sound almost identical AND both songs contain a variant of the word "line" in the title. Anyway, this song's pretty good. If they used a different riff in the intro, I'd probably love it but sadly I can't unhear the Dio song when listening to this.
VERDICT - Both songs have the same positives and negatives so it's genuinely tricky to decide which I want to give the win to. As I said before, I don't believe they stole the Dio riff and any similarity is purely coincidental but if pushed for an answer, I also think Dio should get the win for writing this song decades before The Temperance Movement. Speaking of comparisons I've already made on the blog before...

ROUND SIX: Rage Against The Machine vs. Black Country Communion
Bulls On Parade - Of all the popular RATM songs, this is probably my least favourite. Dull guitar throughout (and Tom Morello is usually the only member of RATM worth listening to) in a vocally driven track with a forgettable bass solo. The riff might sound heavy but it's hardly imaginative compared to some of the band's previous songs from their debut album. Anyway, fans of the band will probably get joy out of it because it features Zack de la Rocha rapping away like the angry motherfucker that he is.
The Crow - I talked about a Black Country Communion song in my list of great songs from 2017 and compared this to "Bulls On Parade" there too. The intro bass riff sounds slightly similar but it's only when Joe Bonamassa's guitar comes in that the band flat out copy the RATM riff. However, unlike the majority of songs so far, I actually prefer the use of this riff and the rest of the song. It picks up the pace and grows some balls; heavier ones than the RATM song.
VERDICT - Isn't it obvious? Black Country Communion. "Bulls On Parade" sucks and "The Crow" is quite good. I don't mind that they intentionally or unintentionally borrowed the riff, they used it in the better way. Besides, I don't see anti-corporation, anti-establishment, anti-everything RATM filing a lawsuit against the theft of material, though I would like to see that happen just for shits and giggles.

ROUND SEVEN: Eddie Cochran vs. David Bowie
Three Steps To Heaven - Even though this song was released in 1960, this song pretty accurately captures a lot of what I hate about 50s Rock. The Spanish style guitar riff isn't that bad but I cannot stand the vocals. The way they sound, the style they're being sung in, the nature of the lyrics, it's like scraping nails on a chalkboard for me. Ignoring the horrific vocals, the guitar chords used in the intro and periodically throughout the track may remind you of a certain Glam Rock song by one of the most original, unique artists of a generation.
Queen Bitch - I like this song; it's got a good rhythm to it and even if it could've been improved with a guitar solo and a different chorus, I still like the use of the riff that Bowie has semi-admitted to re-purposing from the Eddie Cochran song (he went on to subtly refer to the song years later in "It's No Game"). Starts off acoustic, becomes electric and gets your head nodding along whether you want it to or not. It's a solid song from the 70s and probably one of Bowie's stronger Rock songs from the decade.
VERDICT - I think Bowie did borrow the riff from Eddie Cochran...BUT he improved it, with the help of Mick Ronson of course. So yeah, David Bowie gets the win for writing the better song with a slightly different and vastly superior riff.

ROUND EIGHT: The Jam vs. Weezer
Town Called Malice - I feel like this is a pretty well known song in England, at the very least. It starts off with a catchy little bass riff before breaking out the organ and percussion but, once again, it's the intro riff we're listening to. This riff isn't used in the verse and chorus but does crop up throughout the track and stick around during the fade-out in the outro. In other words, it's an iconic bass riff that isn't just casually used once; it's integral to the song and almost certainly single-handedly responsible for making The Jam relatively well known in this country...that and "Going Underground"...or "That's Entertainment"...recently "News Of The World" got some mileage as the Mock The Week theme...but I still think this is the song most people know The Jam for.
(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To - Wanky title aside, this song totally uses the "Town Called Malice" riff, only on guitar instead of bass. The rhythm of the melody might differ slightly but all the fucking notes are there. What's more, the riff is an even stronger component of the song than the riff in "Town Called Malice" so Weezer used someone else's material to enhance their track more than the original band themselves. The chorus might not use the riff but by that point, the damage has been done...or whatever the reverse of damage is in this case.
VERDICT - The Jam came up with the riff first and I generally prefer their song (although neither are absolute favourites of mine) so they get the win. However, as to whether Weezer intentionally stole this riff, I doubt it. I'm unsure as to whether they knew that song even existed...although the riffs are VERRRRY similar. Makes you wonder but I'm gonna assume/hope Weezer aren't assholes.

ROUND NINE: Jefferson Starship vs. Aldo Nova
Jane - OK, so Jefferson Starship might be a somewhat black sheep in the Rock community as a super corporate, lame evolution of Jefferson Airplane, but they had some good moments. Take this song, for example. It's got a great riff, some sweet solos and some great vocal melodies in the chorus. It's not a bad tune which probably explains why it's the band's biggest hit (ignoring "We Built This City" - Starship, a band that evolved from Jefferson Starship into one hit wonders). If you're listening to these songs as you're reading, pay close attention to the guitar riff and piano chords in the background.
Fantasy - Once the minute of synthy shit is over and the guitar chords roar in, this song goes from 0 to Fucking Awesome in less than a second. Unfortunately, it uses the chords and a similar sounding riff to the one from "Jane". The song is just different enough to avoid any legal disputes although it was released just three years after the Jefferson Starship track, prompting questions as to whether Aldo Nova maybe did a little bit of cheeky riff pinching.
VERDICT - Even though there's no proof that Aldo Nova consciously reworked the riff from "Jane" for "Fantasy", I think it's possible he may have heard the song on the radio and been unintentionally inspired. That being said, I'm giving the win to Aldo Nova based on the fact that I fucking love their song and think they've done enough with it to separate it from "Jane".

ROUND TEN: Tommy Bolin vs. Ed Sheeran
Wild Dogs - I'll admit right now that I may be stretching a little bit with this one but I can't hear the second song for this round without immediately thinking of this track so fuck it, I'm including it here. This song off Teaser starts off with soft guitar riffs and background synth before the vocals come in. Unlike previous entries that have been largely focused around copied riffs, the comparison here is between the vocal melody and delivery. Once again, I concede that this comparison isn't as strong as others but I can't be the only one to hear similarities.
Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran fucking sucks. He is a charisma vacuum guilty of writing bland, uninspired, trite love songs for idiots and teenage girls. He shouldn't even be in this blog post because nothing about him or his music "rocks" in any sense but the vocal melody introduced at the start of this song set off alarm bells in my head and reminded me of the Tommy Bolin track. I don't know if anything else in this song sounds like any other song in existence because I can't bring myself to listen to more than about 10 seconds of his shit.
VERDICT - Tommy Bolin will always win against Ed Sheeran, even if he did die of a drug overdose less than 24 hours after telling a friend "I'm going to be around for a long time". However, I doubt Ed stole the vocal delivery. Bolin's song isn't well known and Ed Sheeran looks like the kind of cunt who has no knowledge about Classic Rock in the slightest. This probably explains why some people think his song "Sing" shares similarities with "Long Train Runnin'" - The Doobie Brothers.


Here's the Spotify playlist of all the songs mentioned above you can listen as you read my ramblings:


COMING SOON: Another blog post to make up for one I missed last week. Not sure what it'll be about but probably not a music review, as all the albums I'm interested in at the moment are coming out in February and March.

Wednesday, 6 September 2017

The ABCs of Producers

I've been meaning to write a blog post on music producers for a while but it wasn't until I reviewed Villains - Queens Of The Stone Age and thought about Mark Ronson's involvement in the album that I decided to actually crack on with it. However, I faced a significant issue; I didn't know much about music producers.
I'd heard a few names on the grapevine and occasionally noted the name of a producer when listening to new albums but I didn't really have more knowledge than that on the subject. So, after many hours researching and listening to music from certain producers, I felt like I was ready to take on the task of writing about them from a somewhat informed perspective. Only problem then was what exactly to write about. Should I write a thinkpiece on the influence of music producers that someone with more knowledge and talent has already covered? How about a funny post comparing them to flavours of ice cream or animals or something?
As you can tell, I scrapped both ideas in favour of a list designed to educate other Rock/Metal fans like me who weren't fully up to date with their producer knowledge. I also decided to compile it in an A-Z arrangement, although I've had to take a few creative liberties to get away with a few tricky letters. As well as listing a few of the producers' greatest hits, I'll also be sharing my opinions on their work and why I feel they're worthy of this list (apologies in advance if I miss any amazing producers).

So without further ado, here are the ABCs of Rock/Metal producers with a bit of Pop and other genres thrown in too.


A is for Steve Albini
Kicking this list off is the recording engineer most known for his work on Surfer Rosa - Pixies and In Utero - Nirvana. Despite having an impressive back catalogue (and a cooking blog), Steve's also notable for being an outspoken man with strong opinions about analogue over digital; he also believes that record producers shouldn't accept royalties for their work on songs and has completely waved all licensing fees producers would normally receive for any track he's worked on (including "Where Is My Mind???" - Pixies and "Heart Shaped Box" - Nirvana).
Music produced by Steve is usually quite straight forward without the need for special effects as he's a firm believer in the "live" sound rather than having band members record their instruments individually. Steve has described his preferred methods for analysing and mixing music involving minor distractions such as reading dull books or playing Scrabble on his phone; activities that don't absorb too much of his concentration but allow him to notice mistakes and imperfections should they appear. All in all, he's a pretty good start to this list; he knows his shit and he's not afraid to speak his clearly well developed mind.

B is for Bob Rock
Bob Rock is arguably one of the biggest names on this list and, in my personal opinion, one of the most overrated. His best known work includes Sonic Temple - The Cult, Dr. Feelgood - Motley Crue, Keep The Faith - Bon Jovi and Metallica - Metallica. However, he's also responsible for subsequent albums by these bands such as Hidden City - The Cult, Motley Crue - Motley Crue and St. Anger - Metallica, not to mention more recent albums by The Offspring and Michael Buble that are on the more commercial side. In other words, he's great at joining a band's career and getting a couple of great albums out of them when they're already successful but his involvement usually signals a decline in the band's quality of music.
Music produced by Bob is usually quite powerful and perfect for stadium gigs. The man knows how to make Rock (which he bloody well should do if it's in his name) but he's quite limited in his creativity. If you want an explosive but unimaginative Rock record that'll probably make a shitload of money to add to your pre-existing shitload of money, Bob's the way to go but if you want something a bit deeper, you're better off finding someone else.

C is for Mike Clink
He may not have a name that's as instantly recognisable as some of the producers on this list but Mike Clink has produced for bands more iconic than anyone on this list. He's worked with Guns N' Roses for five of their albums, he co-produced Megadeth's magnum opus Rust In Peace with Dave Mustaine and nearly produced Metallica's ...And Justice For All until the band decided to use their previous producer, Flemming Rasmussen. He's also worked with Motley Crue, Whitesnake, Heart, UFO and Triumph.
Clink's decision to record using classic equipment typical of albums from the 60s and 70s is what helped make Appetite For Destruction such a massive release, not to mention his technical skills and patience of a saint when rerecording and delicately splicing takes together. He worked closely with Slash when recording guitar riffs as catchy as Axl's vocal melodies and after working long days and longer nights to produce a hit record, the results speak for themselves.

D is for Danger Mouse
Notable Pop producer and the better half of Gnarls Barkley if Cee Lo Green's career is anything to go by, Danger Mouse (real name Brian Joseph Burton) has waded into the waters of Rock recently to produce some damn fine records such as El Camino - Black Keys and The Getaway - Red Hot Chili Peppers. His work seems to focus more on the drums and bass of a record making a more Pop friendly sound that's easier to dance to.
Going off the Rock track for a bit, I love his work on Gnarls Barkley albums and would listen to a third album of theirs in a heartbeat. Until then, I'm happy with him continuing to work with modern Alternative bands to create chart topping singles and great bass heavy Rock tracks with minimal guitar.

E is for Brian Eno
Brian Eno isn't just a musician who's played with Roxy Music, Talking Heads and David Bowie (as well as having his own solo career); he's also a music producer who's worked with U2, Elvis Costello, Coldplay and some of the bands he's recorded with. He's also composed music for Windows '95 and Nokia phones and expressed firm political beliefs without going full Mustaine, but he's on this list for his role as a producer/non-musician/sonic landscaper/other wanky term.
His work seems to emphasise various guitar effects and synthesisers, not to mention blending world music with contemporary Rock/Pop and popularising the use of sampling that would later be used to carry Hip Hop artists across the majority of their career. Whilst his importance in the world of music is undeniable, he seems to have a reputation for associating with artists who are (musically speaking) a bit pretentious and he's not the best producer if you want music with an edge to it. However, as far as Art Rock goes, you're not going to find much more influential than Brian Eno.

F is for Bruce Fairbairn
I nearly wrote this entry about Swedish producer of melodic Death Metal, Fredrik Nordstrom (a great producer and musician, if you were wondering), but then I found out about Bruce Fairbairn, producer of such albums as Get Lucky - Loverboy, Permanent Vacation - Aerosmith, The Razor's Edge - AC/DC, Flesh & Blood - Poison and Slippery When Wet - Bon Jovi. Bruce was the polar opposite of producers who prefer a stripped-back approach, instead opting to go all-in with production in order to create some of the greatest and most explosive Arena Rock and Rock Radio anthems of the 80s.
Despite this keen ear for popular Hard Rock and Hair Metal, Bruce was an avid Jazz fan and played trumpet with the band Sunshyne before they reinvented themselves as 70s Rock group Prism and he reinvented himself as a record producer. His love of brass and horns helped turn Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" from a mediocre filler track entitled "Cruisin' For The Ladies" into the comeback hit they needed at that point in their career, all thanks to Bruce's ability to separate the wheat from the chaff. Unfortunately, Bruce passed away in 1999 but his legacy as a hit record producer will live on.

G is for George Martin
No, not the Game Of Thrones guy. This is George Martin responsible for producing all but one of The Beatles' albums. Many people have been given the title "the fifth Beatle" and whilst George has rejected it in favour of their manager Brian Epstein, he easily earned it with his vast musical knowledge and ability to refine the band's sound into something more than your average 60s Garage Rock outfit. As well as working with The Beatles, Geroge also produced for Elton John, Cheap Trick, America and Celine Deon as well as being credited with helping to create the music for the early James Bond films.
Before working with The Beatles, George made a name for himself as a producer for various comedy acts including Bill Oddie, Bernard Cribbins and Peter Sellers but even if his CV consisted of just The Beatles, he'd deserve a space here for his ability to pinpoint exactly what each Beatles single needed (even if John Lennon thought George was overrated in his role as a producer). Oh, and he also contributed piano and organ on a few tracks like "Lovely Rita" and "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!" respectively.

H is for Isaac Hayes
I could tell you that Isaac Hayes is in this list for his involvement as a Soul producer and that his musical talents expand beyond singing songs about prostitutes and making love on South Park. I could tell you that he was involved as a producer for Booker T. & The M.G's (the band that gave us "Green Onions"...you'll know it when you hear it) and that's why here's here but honestly, he's here because his surname begins with H and it was pretty difficult finding a producer with an H at the start of their name. That being said, this guy knew his music and if anyone with more knowledge about the man's production talents wants to educate me, feel free to do so in the comment section.

I is for Ian Kilmister
Similarly, I had a bit of difficulty finding a producer with I at the start of their forename or surname so this slot is filled with Lemmy, seeing as how Motorhead were occasionally responsible for producing some of their albums (although Jimmy Miller and Speedy Keen were usually the main producers). I don't know exactly how much of the production stage Lemmy was involved with but since he was the key musician involved with the band, I imagine he had a few good ideas thrown about now and then.

J is for Jeff Lynne
Not only is Jeff Lynne the frontman and musical genius behind the Electric Light Orchestra but he's also responsible for producing albums by members of his supergroup The Traveling Wilburys as well as ELO ones too. Considering the man can play every instrument under the sun (and probably a few beyond it, if he had access to them...which he might), it's no surprise that he's adept at producing music too seeing as how he must know exactly how to get the best sound out of each instrument through his years of playing them.
Jeff's received some flack over the years for the quality of the drums in songs he produces but to me, they're not meant to sound dynamic and imposing. Drums seem to be there for the sole purpose of keeping time whilst the bass, strings and vocals are all placed to the front of the mix. However, you can probably attribute that to Jeff's style of songwriting too. As for my opinion on their sound, I think Jeff's music probably speaks louder than his production skills but it's still admirable that he can do both as well as other professionals.

K is for Johnny K
Not a well known name on this list but that doesn't mean he's here just because of the letter K. John Karkazis is an engineer and music producer who's worked with bands like Finger Eleven, Drowning Pool and Machine Head as well as on such albums as "The Sickness" - Disturbed and "Th1rt3en" - Megadeth. However, the main reason he's on this list is because he produced one of my favourite albums; Light From Above - Black Tide. Whilst the band may be the ones who wrote the majority of the tracks, Johnny K helped write one of the tracks ("Enterprise") and likely helped the band with many technical issues too.
Similar to previous Metal producers here, he tends to bring out a cleaner, sharper sound in guitar tones (although that could be attributed to modern recording technology). However, as well as producing Metal records, he's also tried his hand at Alternative and Pop too. As a result, some of his Metal albums sound a bit more commercial such as "Super Collider" - Megadeth. Either way, he knows his onions.

L is for Mutt Lange
Robert John "Mutt" Lange is another well known name on this list. He's produced many albums in his career but some of his bigger hits include "Back In Black" - AC/DC, "Hysteria" - Def Leppard, "4" - Foreigner and recently "Drones" - Muse. He's also produced single tracks for artists such as Heart, Lady Gaga, Huey Lewis & The News, Loverboy and Backstreet Boys, clearly showing a preference for Rock but able to work with more Pop based material too. There's no doubt that Mutt Lange knows how to turn average groups into proper Rock bands with well received albums that are both awesome in their own right and capable of shitting money.
Mutt's style seems to be about high production values and a well polished sound to make a product that's commercially successful, although there have been stories about him being somewhat of a control freak, butting heads with members of Foreigner and Def Leppard over how the album should sound. However, other theories seem to be that Def Leppard arguably owe all their success to the man as he was responsible for High 'N' Dry, Pyromania and Hysteria, their golden trilogy (even if On Through The Night is an underrated classic and Mutt had nothing to do with that). After Mutt left, their popularity started to decline and people believed Mutt was the magic ingredient in making the band great. Regardless of how things went down, we can all agree that Mutt's place on this list goes beyond a simple alphabetic necessity.

M is for Martin Birch
From critically acclaimed producer to a lesser known heavyweight, Martin "Star-Fish" Birch has a great collection of bands under his belt. He started off as an engineer with Fleetwood Mac and Deep Purple, mixing and occasionally producing some of their albums such as "Penguin" and "Stormbringer" respectively. He settled into the role of producer with confidence during his stretch with Rainbow, producing all three albums with Dio on vocals before working with Whitesnake for six years whilst simultaneously producing albums for Black Sabbath and Blue Oyster Cult in 1980 and 1981. However, his main achievement comes in the form of producing eight studio records and one live album for Iron Maiden between 1981 and 1992.
His sound is arguably categorised more by the difference between albums with and without his involvement. Compare the sound of Iron Maiden's debut to Killers or Blue Oyster Cult's Spectres to Fire Of Unknown Origin. Each instrument is a lot clearer in the mix and even though some bands have presented their fair share of challenges in their "creative" decisions (e.g. Iron Maiden choosing to record No Prayer For The Dying in a barn), Martin's ability to get the best out of each band he worked with earns him a place at the halfway point in this list.
Unfortunately, Martin retired after Fear Of The Dark at the age of 42 and whilst it would be good to hear his influence with more modern Hard Rock/Metal bands, I feel like Martin left at the top of his game and his discography will forever be one for the Rock producer hall of fame. All we need now is a Rock producer hall of fame.

N is for Gil Norton
Gil Norton is best known for his work with Indie/Alternative bands, ranging from more experimental groups with 80s influences such as Maximo Park and Echo & The Bunnymen to more popular American Rock bands such as Jimmy Eat World and Counting Crows. However, just because these are some of the bigger names he's worked with doesn't mean he hasn't produced albums for a wide variety of artists, although his biggest achievement is probably working on The Colour And The Shape and Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace by Foo Fighters (two of their most popular albums).
Gil's style of producing is very personal; he likes to meet or chat with the band beforehand, listening to demos and getting a good idea of where the band wants to take their music. To him, the pre-production stage is the most important part of the job and the musician's passion over technical skill should come through in the material. He's also a firm believer in the importance of personality and that getting on with the people you work with is one of the key factors in making a great album.

O is for Brendan O'Brien
Whilst Gil Norton may have been a key player with Alternative bands in the 80s & 00s, Brendan O'Brien took responsibility for working with heavier Rock bands from the early 90s to recent releases. Some of his work includes Core - Stone Temple Pilots, Vs. - Pearl Jam, The Battle Of Los Angeles - Rage Against The Machine, Black Ice - AC/DC and Victorious - Wolfmother, not to mention mixing and engineering on hit albums such as Blood Sugar Sex Magik - Red Hot Chili Peppers with Rick Rubin (more on him later).
As you can tell by this collection, Brendan's preferred style involves loud guitars, darker tones and dynamic percussion. Some of the lighter albums he's worked on such as Light Grenades - Incubus have benefited from the occasional burst of energy despite lacking screaming guitars and your typical Rock tropes. Compared to other producers in this list, Brendan's style is very hands-on; he isn't afraid to get involved in laying down guitar and bass tracks, pooling ideas together and effectively acting as a member of the band, even if he isn't necessarily part of the songwriting process.

P is for Phil Spector
Even though George Martin is considered the iconic Beatles producer, Phil Spector is the man who's responsible for producing subsequent Beatles compilations and studio album, Let It Be. He produced many other albums before his work with the fab four but his success with their final album is half of what earned him a place on this list. The other half comes from his development of the Wall Of Sound production technique, not the way he murdered his wife in 2003.
The Wall Of Sound isn't the same as the bombardment of hard-hitting music effects such as distortion and high volume, rather it's a dense series of layers comprised of a variety of different instruments that would all combine into one unique noise rather than a series of instruments that you could pick out and enjoy, similar to how mixing a series of varying hues would create a different colour. For example, by mixing different key-based instruments (piano, harpsichord, etc), you can create one solid sound that cannot be achieved by any one of those instruments alone. This has been developed over time to simply compressing certain instruments in the mix (something that modern music fans tend to despise) but the technique still has its place in music history, all thanks to Phil.

Q is for Quincy Jones
One of the biggest producers in the history of music, Quincy Jones (also known as Q) has arguably earned the most fame in the world of Pop/Rock for his work on Michael Jackson's Thriller album. However, many people may also know him as the composer of catchy instrumental "Soul Bossa Nova" (the Austin Powers theme) and the founder of Quincy Jones Productions/Entertainment, the company partly responsible for The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air and, subsequently, Will Smith's music career.
However, he's here as a music producer and his strength lies mainly with getting the best out of the vocalists he works with. He encourages them to sing with their full soul and has been quoted as saying "You can never be a better musician than you are a person", proving that he's never met Ted Nugent or Gene Simmons before. All in all, Quincy seems like one of the nicest guys in the business and even though he's no Rock/Metal producer, his name carries more weight than any of the other producers on this list...although this next entry gives Q a run for his money.

R is for Rick Rubin
Rick Motherfucking Rubin; Rock's most famous (or infamous) producer who's also pretty skilled at Metal, Pop and Hip-Hop too. Rick helped to launch Hip Hop into the list of mainstream genres due to his work with Run-DMC and the Beastie Boys but since then has gone on to work with a myriad of bands who have produced some of their best or at least better received albums with Rick behind them such as The Cult (Electric), Red Hot Chili Peppers (Blood Sugar Sex Magik), Slayer (Reign In Blood), System Of A Down (Toxicity), Audioslave (Audioslave), Adele (21), Metallica (Death Magnetic) and Mr. Hankey Poo (Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo).
He's also responsible for introducing Johnny Cash to "Hurt" - Nine Inch Nails and founded Def Jam Records as a teenager, even going as far as to hold a genuine funeral with a casket and approximately 500 guests for the word "def" after it was dropped from his record label. However, despite being a heavy player, not everyone is happy with his style. He's been criticised for his involvement in the Loudness War (making albums progressively louder over a period of time by compressing and clipping the music) and has been called out by several musicians including Corey Taylor of Slipknot and Matt Bellamy of Muse, the latter stating "We'd like to thank Rick Rubin for teaching us how not to produce" on stage at the 2010 MPG awards to cheers from the audience.
Despite this, many musicians value Rick's work and regard him as one of the best in the business due to his ability to identify talent in its natural form. His Rock/Metal albums usually contain very little in the way of frills and high production values, favouring a more raw sound as opposed to technical effects. He's also been known to push bands to play music outside of their conventions, challenging Hip Hop artists to cover Rock and Rock bands to cover Pop. Rick Rubin has to be the most divisive producer on this list but regardless of your opinion on the man and his craft, you have to admit that he isn't where he is by accident.

S is for Tom Scholz
If you're into Classic Rock, this name will probably be familiar to you. Tom Scholz is better known as the guitarist for the band Boston and is one of the main reasons (if not THE main reason) their 1976 self-titled debut is one of the greatest albums ever recorded. Unlike previous debuts where bands tend to stick to one studio to write and record their material, Boston recorded their debut across a variety of studios although most of the tracks were produced in Tom's basement due to his preference to his own equipment. The band pretended to record the material at a professional studio but in the end, only produced one song ("Let Me Take You Home Tonight") the way the record label wanted them to as a way of throwing them off the scent.
Even though John Boylan is regarded as the producer for the album, Scholz is the reason the album sounds the way it does due to his painstaking perfectionism. Tom went to great lengths to ensure he produced an album he was proud of and in the end, the sound quality sounds way ahead of its time due to his technical knowledge and experience. In fact, when he eventually met the professional sound engineers, he felt they were amateurs in comparison. This might sound like arrogance but when you produce an album as strong as Boston's debut on the sly, you're allowed a bit of an ego. Incidentally, the story behind the recording of Boston's debut is a fascinating read if you like the album and a good underdog story.

T is for Terry Date
Terry Date may have a name that sounds like a term for a rough night out but his work as a producer for such Metal albums as Metal Church - Metal Church, Badmotorfinger - Soundgarden, Astro-Creep: 2000 - Songs Of Love, Destruction And Other Synthetic Delusions Of The Electric Head - White Zombie and Cowboys From Hell - Pantera have earned him a place on this list. Despite being adept at producing hard and heavy material, usually leaning towards the darker sound of Metal, Terry's not afraid to have fun with the bands he works with.
As is often the case with Rock/Metal producers, Terry's told more than a few tales and amusing experiences of working with bands like Pantera (e.g. the story of the vocal feedback at the end of "Fucking Hostile") but always seems to remain positive about his work, even if it means dealing with certain notable characters. Terry might not top the list here if it were arranged into "best" or "most significant" producers but he's definitely not at the bottom.

U is for Todd Rundgren
Come on, I was doing well with finding producers to fit the alphabetical pattern until now. I was going to write about U2 and their involvement with some of their own albums but rather than force out a paragraph with little substance, I'm bending the rules to feature an important artist/producer with a hard U in their name. As well as producing his own solo material, Todd Rundgren has worked with Grand Funk Railroad, Hall & Oates, New York Dolls, Patti Smith and Meat Loaf, even playing lead guitar on Bat Out Of Hell and apparently being responsible for most of the arrangements on it too.
But that's not all; Todd's proven himself to be quite the whizz with video and recording technology. Whenever there's a new movement with the potential to pick up speed, Todd's usually one of the first to adopt it. He was there when MTV started, he was there when Video Toaster launched and he attempted to start an online company built around offering fans exclusive unreleased music for a subscription fee without the need for record labels to take a wedge of the profit back in the 90s, 20 years before the popularity of websites like Patreon took off. Todd's ability to spot a golden idea is matched by his experimental producing style and talents as a musician, earning him a place over U2.
However, if there is a producer with a U at the start of their surname or first name who's worthy of this list, feel free to let me know.

V is for Butch Vig
So far, we've seen some of Rock's most iconic albums and their producers in this list but there's one album we've yet to look at; Nevermind - Nirvana. For that, you can thank Butch Vig. Butch started off producing for bands such as Killdozer and The Other Kids in the 80s before taking on his first big job in 1990 producing Nirvana's second album, although some of you may feel he should've stuck to producing lesser bands. Nevermind showed a more commercial side to the Grunge outfit partly due to Vig's decision to use double-tracking and overdubs, something Kurt Cobain objected to at the time but grew to appreciate. The success of the album led to Vig taking on bigger jobs and better albums such as Siamese Dream - Smashing Pumpkins, Dirty - Sonic Youth, 21st Century Breakdown - Green Day and Sonic Highways - Foo Fighters.
As well as producing, Vig also formed and drummed for the band Garbage, expressing a desire to record music that incorporated other styles and genres as opposed to the homogenised sound of mainstream Rock at the time. Vig clearly has a talent for knowing how to utilise a band's existing talents whilst introducing new ideas that may seem unconventional at the time but ultimately work in their favour. He's also not afraid to take the longer, more difficult route to achieve a single goal, as proven by his work on Wasting Light - Foo Fighters using analogue equipment in Dave Grohl's garage.

W is for Butch Walker
From one Butch to another, Butch Walker has produced more Pop or Pop Rock albums than most entries on this list. Some of the bands/artists he's worked with include Weezer, Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, Fall Out Boy, Taylor Swift and Pink so needless to say he's not one of my personal favourites although he's still pretty highly regarded in the world of music. The albums he's worked on have been well received and he's shown talents as a guest musician and songwriter too.
As a modern producer, Butch has the benefit of decades worth of material from previous producers to work with as influences and inspirations. However, his abilities as a producer come from his talents as a musician. Whilst he might not be in the same league as Jeff Lynne, Butch has a modest but impressive list of instruments he can play covering most bases on the albums he produces.

X is for Max Martin
I'm not entirely sure how this guy took the name Max Martin as his real name is Karl Martin Sandberg but regardless of whatever name he goes by, he's arguably one of the most successful producers and songwriters on this list. He's produced the second highest amount of number one hits (after George Martin) and some of his produced tracks include "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" - Backstreet Boys, "...Baby One More Time" - Britney Spears, "It's My Life" - Bon Jovi, "So What" - Pink, "California Girls" - Katy Perry and "Shake It Off" - Taylor Swift.
Since Max is predominantly a Pop producer, most of the albums he works on have co-producers whom he has to work with. Fortunately, most of them cite Max is being the main man in control and called his work highly influential. He believes the most important factor in a hit Pop song is that you need to "feel" the music as well as just hear it; that the song makes you want to listen to it repeatedly and the vocals are the key to unlocking this. Max also thinks a fluid chorus with energy that changes throughout the song is important, even if the melody is exactly the same. Even if you don't care for modern Pop, Max clearly knows how to produce a tune that sells like hot cakes.

Y is for Neil Young
Whilst David Briggs is generally considered to be the main producer on the majority of Neil Young's albums, Neil himself took on the task of producing his music too. However, Neil's here for one main reason; his passionate hatred of digital media. Neil's gone on record as blasting .mp3s and services like Spotify for offering poor sound quality compared to the original studio sessions, even going as far as removing all of his music from Spotify until they improved their sound quality until he realised that was stupid and put it all back again. He even started up a company called Pono dedicated to delivering better quality digital music on a subscription system.
Unfortunately, his argument for Pono's superiority compared to iTunes media was that there was a clear difference between Pono's files and low quality files, although iTunes doesn't release low quality ones. The difference in sound between Pono files and iTunes ones is too microscopic to warrant the less efficient Pono device and excessive price compared to most digital distribution sites. So basically, Neil's got a solid argument but has yet to actually do anything useful about it. However, it's worth noting his good intentions should be mirrored by producers regardless of the genre they're working on; it's artists/producers like Neil Young who keep complacent producers in check who don't give a fuck about the sound quality as long as they think the song itself will make money.

Z is for Jon Zazula
Finally, here we are. The end of the list and the final producer...or is it? I may have one more producer to write about but first, let's look at Mr Zazula. Johnny Z is probably better known for starting Megaforce records, the label that gave us Testament, Anthrax and Metallica as well as other popular Thrash Metal bands. However, despite managing and producing great albums by these incredible bands, there is one common trait that links albums like The Legacy - Testament, The Years Of Decay - Overkill and Spreading The Disease - Anthrax; they sound like shit. Absolute shit. Compare the sound quality of these records to other Metal albums released throughout the 80s and it's a shocking difference. It's debatable how much of this is down to Jon Zazula's input but even if he was one of the best engineers involved, I still believe there's a much better producer who deserves a spot over Johnny Z...


Z should be for Bob Ezrin
Bob's worked on albums such as Welcome To My Nightmare - Alice Cooper, Berlin - Lou Reed, Destroyer - KISS and The Wall - Pink Floyd, as well as other successful albums by these bands and others (except Lou Reed). Alice Cooper has called Bob Ezrin the George Martin of their band and if it wasn't for his work with KISS, they probably wouldn't be the household names in Rock we're all indifferent to now. His style seems to involve giving albums a grand or heavy sound, whether it's by using children's voices to give music a more theatrical feel or encouraging musicians to rework tracks by combining separate great but unfinished ideas (e.g. an Alice Cooper song called "Reflected" that would go on to become "Elected").
Recently, he's earned some popularity/flack for daring to criticise the Lord of Hip Hop, the immortal voice of a generation, Kanye West. He accused Kanye of being uninspired and that his music doesn't do anything new compared to other Hip Hop artists like NWA or Grandmaster Flash; Bob also claimed Kanye's fame and popularity comes from his ego and outlandish behaviour rather than genuine skill at his craft. Kanye, of course, resorted to a Twitter rant where he claimed Bob (and presumably every other middle-aged white record producer) shouldn't talk about "rap" and brought Bob's kids into the argument.
I have no idea if Kanye has since attempted to fire back at Bob with a song of some kind (you know, the things he's supposed to be famous for making) but if his reaction proved anything, it's that Bob Ezrin not only knows about what makes a great Rock record but also a shitty Hip Hop one.


Do you agree with my list? Have I included a fair variety of producers to cover each style, genre and skill? Let me know via Twitter or the comment section.
COMING SOON: Album reviews for Foo Fighters, UFO and The Darkness.

Friday, 26 August 2016

Showdown: Homages/Rip Offs 3

Apologies if you've read most of these on my previous Homages/Rip Offs post but you can consider this my extra post for the month.
The aim of this opinion-based post is to compare two separate songs by different bands and establish whether I believe the latter was written as a homage to the original, a shameless rip off or its own entity that just happens to sound like an older tune. If you think I'm being too harsh with my comparisons or believe I've missed a better example by either band in the round, let me know via the comment section or Twitter.

ROUND ONE: Mason Williams vs. Electric Light Orchestra
Classical Gas - An instrumental piece that uses an orchestral accompaniment whilst the main melody is played on an acoustic stringed instrument. It's a lovely tune with various easily recognisable guitar sections that will stick with you even if you only listen to the track once or twice. So what am I comparing it to?
First Movement (Jumping Biz) - An instrumental piece that uses an orchestral accompaniment whilst the main melody is played on an acoustic stringed instrument. It's a pretty deep cut in ELO's back catalogue but if you can make it this far into their slog of a debut album, you're rewarded with a nice little Folk track that seems to be heavily inspired by "Classical Gas", often going as far as to straight up copy some sections.
VERDICT - If it's not a homage, ELO must have done a bit of cheeky copying to come out with this track. Whilst I love "First Movement (Jumping Biz)" arguably more than "Classical Gas", I have to give the win to Mason Williams here for coming up with the tune that gave birth to my personal favourite. Plus, he didn't ruin Jeff Lynne's career by trying to sue him back in the early 70s.

ROUND TWO: Budgie vs. Red Hot Chili Peppers
Breadfan - For a Hard Rock band, Budgie didn't really play an awful lot of Hard Rock compared to bigger bands from a similar time period like Deep Purple and Led Zeppelin. However, when Budgie DID write a heavier song, it was a fucking belter. "Crash Course In Brain Surgery" could be one of my all-time favourite Hard Rock songs and the majority of "Breadfan" (killer riff definitely included) is so awesome that it deserves more recognition.
Around The World - I'm starting to get more into this band after listening to By The Way and The Getaway but I don't know if I'll ever listen to Californication, the album in which this is the title track of. However, I do quite like the intro and middle of this song...you know, the bits where Flea plays a tweaked version of the "Breadfan" riff on bass before the band break into a completely different song.
VERDICT - Budgie, easily. Both songs sound like two different tracks spliced together but at least both parts of Budgie's track are great, as opposed to the short lived intro and bridge of the RHCP one.

ROUND THREE: Judas Priest vs. Iron Maiden
Running Wild - I accused Judas Priest of borrowing from two different songs in the last Homages/Rip Offs post so it's time to give them a bit of well deserved praise for a change. Killing Machine is a great album and this is one of the album highlights (along with "Hell Bent For Leather", of course) but once again, it's the intro we're looking at here. Fans of Iron Maiden will immediately know what I'm getting at here but I still have to spell it out.
The Wicker Man - I bloody love this band but even I can't deny that it's practically the same fucking intro. Whilst I probably prefer this song overall, one of my favourite aspects of this track is the intro riff and now all I can think about when I hear it is how Judas Priest came up with it almost 30 years earlier.
VERDICT - It's tricky, as Judas Priest deserve the win for coming up with the riff first but Iron Maiden did write the better song. I'm giving the win to both Judas Priest and Iron Maiden for those reasons, even though we all know I probably would've just awarded it to Judas Priest if an inferior band had copied them.

ROUND FOUR: Rush vs. The Darkness
Red Barchetta - It may be a fan favourite but I'm not overly fond of this track. It's good but I wouldn't call it great compared to some of Rush's other songs like "Freewill" or even filler tracks off the first two albums. I will say that it's very Rush, though; it's a perfect microcosm of their Prog Rock sound, all backed up with a simple but powerful recurring four note tune.
Stuck In A Rut - Whilst this may be a completely different song in almost every aspect, there is one small but undeniable similarity. The Darkness couldn't help but accidentally use the same four note/chord combo for their chorus melody, albeit jazzed up a little bit to make it sound more like Aerosmith than Rush.
VERDICT - I like both songs for different reasons so, again, both Rush and The Darkness get the win for this round. I'm not sure if The Darkness intentionally copied Rush here, as they played "Tom Sawyer" through the speakers before they played when I saw them live but they may have heard this track after recording the Permission To Land album.

ROUND FIVE: Deep Purple vs. KISS
Burn - I've talked about this song enough on this blog but for those who can't remember, it's my all-time favourite track. Classic riff, great lyrics and excellent performances from each member of the band. That's all that needs to be said, really.
I Stole Your Love - The band have acknowledged that the main riff from this song was inspired by the riff from "Burn" so whilst it's not as identical as some of the comparisons on this list, it earns a place for being a homage. It's not as heavy as the Deep Purple track but as far as Hard Rock songs go, it's a decent little number that pisses all over most of the band's well known material. In fact, Love Gun is a pretty sweet album if you ignore the fact that it's KISS behind it.
VERDICT - Even though I like both songs, Deep Purple take the victory here for simply writing the better track.

ROUND SIX: Prince vs. Magnum
Little Red Corvette - Nope, still not sold on Prince. To me, his 80s Pop songs are about as iconic as literally every other generic 80s Pop song, this track included. The part of the song I'm comparing is the chorus, specifically the vocal delivery of the song's title. I have no idea if the rest of this song has any other similarities to 80s Pop or Rock because I can't bring myself to listen to more than about 40 seconds of it. Again, I'm still welcoming any recommendations of Prince tracks that show off his amazing guitar skills; please educate me on this man.
On A Storyteller's Night - Outside of recalling a couple of tracks from this album and "Too Many Clowns" released a couple of years ago, I couldn't tell you anything about Magnum. One thing I can tell you is that the chorus from this song, you know the bit where he sings "keep your nightlight burning", sounds a little too close to the Prince chorus for comfort.
VERDICT - Ugh, I don't know. Both songs are rubbish but I suppose Prince deserves to win just for beating Magnum to the punch by a couple of years. I was about about to make a "Punch And Judy" pun there but realised that was a song by Marillion, another relatively mediocre 80s Rock band..."Hooks In You" is pretty good though...and "Incommunicado".

ROUND SEVEN: Black Sabbath vs. Blue Oyster Cult
The Wizard - Black Sabbath have been mentioned quite a few times in these posts; probably because they're responsible for so many iconic riffs and melodies. This one isn't among that band's best riffs but it's pretty damn solid, even if it is played alongside a harmonica. Unfortunately the mix isn't great, seeing as how Tony Iommi's guitar is quite tricky to hear under the shrill noise of the harmonica, but if you listen closely, you can make out the riff in question.
Cities On Flame With Rock & Roll - I absolutely love this song, from the epic riff to the two solos. One of Blue Oyster Cult's best but quite clearly inspired by the previous Black Sabbath track. However, since the song is about the awesome power of Rock, maybe it was intentionally supposed to sound like a great example of Rock, similar to "R.O.C.K In The U.S.A." - John Mellencamp containing aspects of tunes by Neil Diamond and The Troggs.
VERDICT - "Cities On Flame With Rock & Roll" is clearly a homage, meaning the fact that Black Sabbath's song came first has no relevance in my books. Blue Oyster Cult get a well deserved win.

ROUND EIGHT: John Lennon vs. Oasis
Imagine - Out of all the post-Beatles careers from the Liverpool Four, John Lennon's is probably my second least favourite (did Ringo even have a solo career?). That being said, "Imagine" is a great lyrically driven song with an iconic piano melody carrying the majority of the song. It's not complex but it doesn't need to be as the song's message is the star.
Don't Look Back In Anger - Arguably Oasis' most popular song after "Wonderwall" and one of the highlights from the (What's The Story) Morning Glory album, along with the album opener and title track. It's no secret that the Gallagher brothers were heavily inspired by John Lennon and it really shines through in this song, seeing as how the first piano chords are basically a reworked version of the "Imagine" melody. However, the rest of the track stands apart from the 1971 hit so that's where the comparison ends.
VERDICT - I'm still on the fence as to whether this is a homage or a sly rip-off but at least Oasis came through on the rest of the song, even adding a solid guitar solo for good measure. "Imagine" is easily the far more influential song and even though I think I'd rather casually listen to "Don't Look Back In Anger", the win has to go to John Lennon.

ROUND NINE: T. Rex vs. Foo Fighters
Ballrooms Of Mars - Not a favourite of mine by any stretch but as far as softer songs by T. Rex go...yeah, I'm still not sold on it. It's too slow for my tastes but you don't have to like any of these songs to hear comparisons. The part of this song we're looking at is the introduction, or rather the combination and tone of instruments.
Up In Arms - I doubt Dave Grohl listened to this song and decided to copy it so I'm filing this under "Neither Homage or Rip Off", although you have to admit that both songs start off pretty damn similar. Luckily, this track gets a much needed energy injection around the 50 second mark and becomes a completely different song without lasting long enough for Dave to get all shouty. A highlight on The Colour & The Shape along with "New Way Home", easily trumping the lead singles off the album in my books.
VERDICT - No question, Foo Fighters win this. I don't believe they copied T. Rex and they wrote the better song, easy win.

ROUND TEN: Killing Joke vs. Motley Crue
Love Like Blood - Time to end the third of these posts with another semi-tenuous link. After the drums first come in, there's a guitar and bass melody that continues for the majority of the song. You could argue that this is where the song truly starts, as the guitar/synth intro don't really do much except establish the chord sequence. Either way, that guitar/bass melody and their particular rhythm is the key factor here.
Dr. Feelgood - I once read a review where someone accused this song of being a horrible rip off of "Walk This Way" - Aerosmith which, compared to this link, is fucking pushing it. Instead of copying them, I chose two songs that I actually think sound alike...at least as far as the guitar rhythm in the introduction goes. As is often the case, the rest of the song stands far apart from Killing Joke's track but it's weird to hear two different songs from two completely different bands with one similarity, especially when compared to the other Killing Joke song I discussed on this blog which Nirvana clearly copied.
VERDICT - I like both songs (one a hell of a lot more than the other) and there's only about four years difference between both tracks so I don't think it's a question of Motley Crue ripping off Killing Joke. However, I do think it's a question of which song I prefer in general which makes Motley Crue an easy winner.


The other post for this week will likely be video game related but I'll try to tie it into Rock music as well. If I hear any other tracks that suit these posts, I'll be sure to include them underneath; knowing my luck, I'll probably hear another five in the next couple of days.

Sunday, 31 July 2016

Showdown: Homages/Rip Offs 2

Back again for more songs that sort of sound like something else!
Once again, this is a work of opinion and is in no way accusing these songs of blatant and borderline offensive plagiarism, no matter how sure I sound or how direct I am in calling these artists out on their alleged thievery.
If you can't remember how Showdown posts go, please refer to the first Homages/Rip Offs post. All you need to really know is that for this post, I'm not just considering songs that are officially Homages/Rip Offs; any song that has a notable similarity is fair game to me. Now that you've done that, let's get comparing!

ROUND ONE: The Rolling Stones vs. Buffalo Springfield
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - I once saw an interview with a Rock producer where he called Keith Richards "the riff master" because of this song and all I wanted to shout was "Fuckin' why?!" Everything about this song is just shit to me, from the mediocre riff that gets old real fast to the dull vocals. However, personal opinion aside, this song is regarded as one of the band's signature hits...so who would think of ripping it off? Neil Young, that's who!
Mr. Soul - Granted this song came before "Jumpin' Jack Flash" (a much better version of the previous Rolling Stones song) so I can't touch the vocal delivery here. What I can touch is the song's main riff, a shoddily tweaked impersonation by a band that are far too tepid to be considered Classic Rock in my books. Maybe it's because nobody wants to take Mr Young to court but I'm surprised none of the Stones have got the lawyers involved here, especially if the Spirit lads can with Led Zepp. Sure, they might have lost but there's no fucking doubt here, right?
VERDICT - I hate both songs equally but I'm giving the win to The Rolling Stones, as their riff clearly came first and "Mr. Soul" isn't good enough to justify the cheeky riff pinching that may or may not have gone on...but probably did.

ROUND TWO: Bad Company vs. Arctic Monkeys
Feel Like Makin' Love - One of the great Classic Rock tracks that perfectly blends soft and heavy guitar to make an awesome song. It's also got a pretty sweet guitar solo during the fade out that often gets ignored in favour of the chorus riff. Anyway, it's that heavy chorus riff that I'm focusing on in this post. It's pretty damn iconic and I defy anyone who's heard this song to listen to those three power chords and not belt out "Feel like makin'!" or at least hum it/sing it in your head. Can't be done, seriously.
Arabella - I discussed this song on my Rock Band 4 blog post and yes, I compared it to Bad Company's track there too. The riff actually fits this song well and I don't feel like the band are trying to steal some of Bad Company's cred in the slightest (although they are trying to steal some of Black Sabbath's cred). This one might not be my favourite Arctic Monkeys track but it's decent, I'll give it that.
VERDICT - This time, I like both songs but not equally. The win goes to Bad Company for what I believe is the far superior song and use of the heavy riff, especially in that outro where the band just fucking go for it. Whilst I may have accused the Arctic Monkeys of plagiarism in my RB4 post, claiming that their song "pretty much rips off the chorus without shame", I'm starting to reconsider my opinion. I think the only thing the band are guilty of is not knowing a freaking awesome Classic Rock track before recording "Arabella"...that and the "War Pigs" moment from that video link.

ROUND THREE: Gary Glitter vs. The Black Keys
Rock And Roll (Part 2) - It's a shame we can't remember Gary Glitter for this song instead of the whole Vietnamese paedophilia scandal (you know, that whole thing) but that's the way it goes. Sometimes, you make enough of an impact for people to remember you for your music instead of being a bit of a crazy prick and sometimes, a couple of hits aren't enough to wipe away the reputation of a nonce. Gary should've written some more iconic Pop hits if he wanted people to remember him fondly, something like "Purple Rain" or "Thriller".
Howlin' For You - Chances are this is a similar situation to the last songs I compared but if you listen to the first couple of bars of each song, the similarities are there. Solo drum intro? Yep. Same drum rhythm? Oh yeah. Same bass intro? Well, no, not exactly but both songs introduce bass next (if you ignore Gary's random yelling, since that's not really an instrument) and both riffs are kinda close. I could forgive these guys if it was just the drum intro but man, those first bass notes add that little element of doubt.
VERDICT - You probably think I'm going with Gary Glitter, right? I mean, his song predates the other by over a good couple of decades and I will always choose singing along to that guitar riff over the one in "Howlin' For You", a song with all the energy of a piece of incidental music in a dull roadhouse bar scene on TV. HOWEVER, I have to give the win to The Black Keys for slightly hypocritical reasons. I don't believe they intentionally stole the riff and I reckon on this occasion, it was purely chance that these lads rewrote the intro to a much better song before passing it off as their own. The main difference between this and the last round, though, is that Paul Rodgers never travelled abroad to fuck a kid.

ROUND FOUR: Neil Diamond vs. The Romantics
Cherry Cherry - I'm not a huge Neil Diamond fan but damn, I love this song. Everything about the mix and song's structure is flawless, it's a masterclass on how to create a catchy Pop/Rock song without sticking a soulless guitar solo in the middle or sellotaping two different songs in the same key together. It's basically the same riff throughout but it doesn't get stale or grating at any time, unlike the first song in this post. Both that and the bass riffs easily stand out, making them pretty hard to copy, right?
What I Like About You - Another case where I love this song but I'm not overly fond of the band. It's a party song but it also has pretty similar riffs to "Cherry Cherry" after the guitar intro. Whilst it's not illegal to use similar chord structures to other songs (see "4 Chords" - Axis Of Awesome), I think it's fair to say that at least one of The Romantics likes a bit of Neil Diamond.
VERDICT - Tricky one. I reckon I like both songs equally for separate reasons so I'll have to give it to Neil Diamond for being the first to write the song. Once again, I'd like to reiterate that I doubt The Romantics set out to copy this song or write it as a homage but I do think they'd heard the track and maybe even subconsciously let that bleed through into their music, which is OK in my books as long as their inspiration doesn't go unrewarded in one way or another.

ROUND FIVE: The Beatles vs. 10cc
Dear Prudence - It's not one of the band's hits (and it didn't even have Ringo on drums) but it was one of John Lennon's favourites. The song is instantly recognisable by the guitar melody, the swaying rhythm created by the bass and the psychedelic vibe aided by the gradual build up of the backing vocals...but enough about how great this song is, let's look at the bit that 10cc copied.
Feel The Benefit - I don't know if the band paid to use the identical fucking guitar melody in the intro but up until about a minute in, the song is just a flat rip off of "Dear Prudence", albeit with a slightly different guitar tone (but still similar enough to conjure memories of the Beatles track). The rest of this 11 minute song is a progressive Art Rock number until it comes back to the intro melody again towards the end, just like "Dear Prudence" does!
VERDICT - Yeah, The Beatles easily get this one. I like the 10cc song (the intro, at least) but prefer "Dear Prudence" overall.

ROUND SIX: Dio vs. Foo Fighters
Holy Diver - One of Dio's, hell, one of METAL's most iconic songs with a heavy riff and great vocal delivery. I wouldn't call it the best song on the album (the whole album is awesome, if you're wondering) but it has its moments, the intro riff being one of them.
Something From Nothing - I'd probably love this song if it didn't have that goofy clavinet section in the middle. As it stands, I think it's a decent Foo Fighters track...a decent track that borrows the same riff from "Holy Diver" but still a decent track. I'd probably rate the album fairly highly too if it didn't feel like the band jerking off in my ears.
VERDICT - I doubt Dave Grohl is blissfully unaware of "Holy Diver" or the song's main riff so Dio get the win for this one. I'm not saying he plagiarised it but a man with a gift for coming up with great Rock riffs like Mr Grohl should've spent a little longer fooling around with riffs before finalising this track. Funnily enough, this isn't the only Dio track I could've written about. "Battle Lines" - The Temperance Movement full on copies the intro to "The Last In Line" but I doubt the band even know who Dio is, let alone what one of his title tracks sounds like.

ROUND SEVEN: Black Sabbath vs. Alice Cooper
Paranoid - One of the three classic Black Sabbath tracks that every Rock fan should know. A pretty straightforward track with a simple riff and a solid solo (even if it does sound a little off on repeat listens). Since it was one of the earliest classic Metal tracks, it's pretty obvious that its influence and subsequent similarity to other tracks is a given by this point.
Dirty Diamonds - I'll admit this connection is a little forced but once the intro has finished, the guitar riffs in the verse sound like a mix between the "Paranoid" intro and verses. Other than those superficial connections, there's no real relation between either track...told you it was a little forced.
VERDICT - Clearly, Alice Cooper didn't steal or intend for this song to be a subtle wink towards Black Sabbath. It just sounds a little like it, that's all. As for which one is my favourite, it's tricky to say. "Paranoid" is a classic but since I've heard it so many times, I'd rather listen to "Dirty Diamonds" now. Both are great songs in their own right so both Black Sabbath and Alice Cooper get the win here.

ROUND EIGHT: The Who vs. One Direction
Baba O'Riley - Named after two of Pete Townshend's musical and philosophical mentors, this song has multiple iconic moments that are easily recognisable. The opening batshit keyboard solo, the three piano power chords, the introduction of Keith Moon's drums, the line "out here in the fields", the list goes on. It may sound like I'm just naming shit from the song but the fact of it is each of those components are all iconic moments in Rock, just like all the various moments of "Won't Get Fooled Again". My point is that anyone invested in Rock music should know at least the intro to this song.
Best Song Ever - Oh. Granted One Direction aren't proper Rock but the opening to their hit song "Generic Shite Written To Make A Fuckton Of Cash #8" is clearly designed to remind older listeners of "Baba O'Riley". I'm not entirely sure why, as "Baba O'Riley" isn't even The Who's best song ever and I doubt there's a single 1D fan who could tell you anything about The Who (most would probably reply "The Who?" to being told about them), but there it is.
VERDICT - The Who win, hands down. My theory is some shitbag executive had the genius idea of ripping off one of the biggest Rock bands in the world due to their ability to create an iconic hit that's stood the test of time and after they were found out, they claimed that it was an intentional homage even though it would be completely wasted on 100% of the band's demographic.

ROUND NINE: The Hollies vs. Rush
Look Through Any Window - I believe I've mentioned The Hollies before on this blog but if I haven't, they have a special place in my heart as one of the first Rock bands I got into as a child. This song opens with a guitar riff played with what sounds like a chorus or clean tone (not as harsh as overdrive or crisp as acoustic) and revisits said riff just before a key change later on. The rest of the song is good too but it's that opening riff/tone that I'm focused on.
Time Stand Still - It might not be the same string of notes or exactly the same tone but you have to admit, the intro to this song does sound pretty similar. The speed at which the notes are played are a little slower too but the sound of the same basic melody is there. As for the rest of the song? Yeah, it's completely different.
VERDICT - There's no way Rush wrote "Time Stand Still" as a homage or cheeky rip off. It's its own song that happens to share a similar riff at the start and that's that. Both songs are great tracks in their own genres so, once again, the win goes to both The Hollies and Rush. If I had to pick the genuinely better song, I think I'd go with Rush just for the lyrics. Musically, I'm happy with both though.

ROUND TEN: Saxon vs. Metallica
Heavy Metal Thunder - What's that? You thought I was going to talk about "Princess Of The Night" and "Seek & Destroy"? I was tempted, as I'm pretty sure it's been confirmed that Metallica basically stole the riff from that, but instead opted for a comparison many of you probably haven't made. This song isn't one of the band's biggest known tracks but it's got a great rhythm and a sweet riff before the solo/outro. It's those two factors that I believe heavily inspired this next song.
The Four Horsemen - Yes, I know this song was technically written by Dave Mustaine and a much faster version appears on Megadeth's debut as "The Mechanix". However, Metallica rearranged it and came out with a longer (and better) track that, according to James Hetfield, also contains a section inspired by the main riff from Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama". However, the song's rhythm and main intro riff that occasionally gets repeated throughout does have slight similarities to Saxon's track, potentially another case where a great song bleeds through subconsciously and affects the songwriting.
VERDICT - Saxon are awesome but if I had to pick a better song, I'd definitely go with Metallica here. Their riff and rhythm combo sound similar to "Heavy Metal Thunder" but I feel like they've done enough with the rest of the song to justify their clear inspiration.


Once again, let me know if you agree or disagree with my comparisons and/or verdicts via the comment section or Twitter. I'm not sure what my next post will be about (maybe another Rapid Fire one) but if I don't get one posted next week due to being away for a few days, I'll get two up the next week.


UPDATE: So about a week after posting this, I either discovered or remembered FOUR different pairs of similar songs that would've been much better than some of the tracks I included here.
Rather than write up another post and scrape the bottom of the barrel for six more homages/rip offs, I'm adding the four tracks here as a bonus. When I can bring that number up to ten, I'll move all the extra songs here into a third homages/rip offs post (along with any others that I haven't included). With that, here are some more similar sounding songs!

UPDATE UPDATE: Yeah, those songs aren't here anymore. I've taken the eight that I added here and pasted them into a new Showdown post, as well as adding two others. If you want to read them again, you'll find the new post here.